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this is me being fucking ridiculous and procrastinating my creative writing final and my forensics articles.
Shorty: So you tellin me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahlik: You cant go to bed dead man that shit would be redundant!!
Shorty: No it wouldnt cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in bed. Mahlik: But you are in the bed man thats how you wake up dead in the first place!
Shorty: Damn! Thats some quantum shit right there man, you should be teachin classes!
Mahlik: Yea I know man
Shorty: So you tellin me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahlik: You cant go to bed dead man that shit would be redundant!!
Shorty: No it wouldnt cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in bed. Mahlik: But you are in the bed man thats how you wake up dead in the first place!
Shorty: Damn! Thats some quantum shit right there man, you should be teachin classes!
Mahlik: Yea I know man