Day one of my self-proclaimed dictatorship:
Spent the day t00bing watching the fandom.
Around 07:21pm slasher
aegeus posted that another well known slasher,
alexmalfoy, turned down incest with his brother. This is a step in the right direction... perhaps he has decided to change his ways? Perhaps not.
At 12:25am
maruchina, a dutch female, confessed to leaving the fandom. Apparently she had been "done in" by some kind of troll. What this is about EYE am not completely sure. Must look into this. If there is a troll "doing in" members of the fandom I should be the first to know. Good for the troll I say, he's got the right idea.
When the clock hit 09:47pm
Ali_Wildgoose (roomate to the endowed, seductive, writer blasphemous heathen Cassandra Claire) posted on a community called
hpsmart. She gave an email link so people could host art FICTIONAL CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
At 5:10 pm LJ user,
ivyblossom, posted about same sex marriages. These types of posts are not acceptable in my HP fandom. Articles of these types are hereby embraced BANNED in my fandom. Ivy will be given a period of 10 days to delete the post or consequently be subject to the fandom penis enlarger O'd00m.
Anymore illegal fandom activity must be reported to me AT ONCE, or you too will be subject to the FPEO'D.
btw, I AM NOT A STALKER I AM JUST WATCHING YOU ALL VERY CLOSELY AND REPORTING ALL THE PERVERTED BEHAVIOR THAT TAKES PLACE IN THE FANDOM. I AM NOT A STALKER I AM A... WATCHER. get it right bitch.