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by limitedbythesky
watcherofworlds's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 12% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 07:12:57 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 04:05:42 PM
Alco Money! : $ 182
Guests of Honour
illusiondreams is a jaunty Muslim. illusiondreams drank 12 Gins.
colderthanicex is a stable Muslim. colderthanicex drank 7 Vodkas, 1 Pernod.
watcherofworlds is a damnable Wiccan who enjoys farting rapturously during funeral services. watcherofworlds drank 9 Sambuccas, 3 Everclears.
coldstormrising is a psychotic Atheist and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night who enjoys starting fires in public, throwing bricks through windows and shitting in street corners coldstormrising drank 11 Hot Toddys.
Sick!
Christ on a bike, I haven't seen as much barf as that since........well ever. Congratulations go out to illusiondreams, colderthanicex, watcherofworlds, coldstormrising.
Lovers
Last night someone told illusiondreams and watcherofworlds to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like illusiondreams! Oh god no, the humanity!
The Drunkest
To say that watcherofworlds loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!
Random Events
colderthanicex accused illusiondreams of having sold their brothers vibrator to slovakian terrorists in exchange for a guided tour
of a gay brothel in minsk.
coldstormrising told them of their rather
strange fetish which involved them dressing up in illusiondreams's mothers wedding dress before egging themselves off. illusiondreams
quickly called the police. coldstormrising is now behind bars.
watcherofworlds had to be told on multiple occasions that the curtains were not edible
Happy New Year!
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