The rules are: comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.
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team_x 'verse:
Martini (
time_schizo):
1. Large: Clearly, he's been hangin' around with Ric too much an' now he's started thinkin' about my cock, too.
2. Pungent: Yeah, you try processin' the shitty food we get given around here an' not bein' pungent. Just be glad we ain't in fuckin' Bangalore.
3. Harvey: Great, so now I'm a giant fuckin' rabbit, am I? Don't think I don't know that film's secretly about bein' gay. Don't even try an' drag me into your little faggoty world, freak.
4. Stained: This'll be my sheets, right? Only good set of sheets is a stained set, otherwise you're doin' it wrong.
5. Red Oni: Looks like the dumbass bastard can't even spell right. It's 'onion', y'dipshit! An' I'm guessin' this is gonna be some kinda sly comment about the way I smell too, huh?
((OOC: Mun appreciates 'Red Oni' reference. Victor does not.))
The Puppy (
movetheearth):
1. Threatening: Now, c'mon. You just know that's a compliment.
2. Needy: Fuck off! Long as I got a hot woman an' a cold beer, I don't need anythin' else!
3. Friendship: If I find out you got me some kinda gay friendship bracelet, you're gonna wish you ain't never been born.
4. Sarcasm: Yeah, right.
5. Trust: Okay, now I know you're shittin' me.
Fred Dukes (
un_move_able):
1. Fur: Yeah, I don't wax my chest. Seriously, is the whole fuckin' camp turnin' gay 'cept me?
2. Sabretooth Tiger: Big claws, big teeth, big attitude. Yeah, I could go with that. An' it's a Smilodon. An' I like smilin'... heh.
3. Asshole: Ain't I ever shown you my graduatin' certificate from Charm School?
4. Hello Kitty: Hello Fatty.
5. Camera (OOC - lol he never did forgive him for that): You're the only guy I know who's always gotta be shot with a wide-angled lens. ((OOC: I'd almost forgotten about that! o_O Victor hadn't, though...))
John Wraith (
hunt_the_devil):
1. Ego: Hey, at least someone round here's proud of who an' what they are. I ain't like the rest of you whinin' pussies.
2. Arrogant: Same goes for this. I'm proud 'cause I'm good. You don't like that, it ain't my problem.
3. Attitude: What attitude?
4. Team mate: There ain't no 'I' in 'team'. But there is 'me'.
5. Determined: That's a nice way of sayin' I'm stubborn.
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Pussy Cat 'verse:
Jessica Davies-Creed (
pdxrain):
1. Baby Daddy: Fuck, I... yeah. That's me.
2. Reapholstering: Ah. This'll be about the couch, right...?
3. Phish Food: Fuckin' hell, it's one of the best foods I ever damn well tasted. The way those litle fudgey fish get stuck in your teeth, shit! It's what freezers were invented for!
4. Hunting: It's how I found you, baby.
5. Bourbon: We've had some damn good times in that bar of yours, ain't we?
Phoenix Kaelen (
ashes_ascended):
1. Hunk: Keep on dreamin', Gayngel.
2. Dove cleansing bar. (Really, that's the best soap a sensitive-skinned guy can GET, and oddly, soap does make me think of you): There's only one kinda bird that gets t'go near me in the shower, an' it ain't that one.
3. Hunting: At least you got some idea of my hobbies, huh.
4. Kitty kibbles: I eat pussy, not stuff for pussies! Asshole.
5. Hairballs: Now that y'mention it, I am kinda hairy down there...
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forteset_liber 'verse:
Ashley Yavie-Takakawa (
pacifistninja):
1. Claws: This one pretty much speaks for itself. Well... scratches for itself, anyways.
2. Smirk: *smirks*
3. Beer: Beats a warm lemonade any day.
4. Felidae: This is about cats. I think. I've been called worse.
5. Precarious: Okay, this is one of them big word things that she's prob'ly usin' to try an' sound clever. I looked it up an' it means the same as 'dangerous' so I guess that works. It's a compliment, right?
Crystal Walbrow (
animalpriestess):
1. Obstinate: Ain't no-one else in this world gonna give you what you want, so you gotta stick to your guns an' get it yourself.
2. Stubble: You're just jealous 'cause you ain't got none. Here's the bad news, darlin' - female ferals don't get it, neither.
3. Creep: Is that all? Shit, I gotta try harder.
4. Angry: Oh, believe me, y'ain't even seen me mildly pissed yet.
5. Tall: If you got it, flaunt it.
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Black Cat 'verse:
Nat Bruenner (
jurisimmortalis):
1. Chocolate: It ain't just for girls.
2. Purring: That's when y'get that spot just right behind my ear there, at the back of my neck...
3. Getting Pounced: Wait, is it me or you doin' the pouncin'? Either works.
4. Counter-tops: There ain't a kitchen-cleaner invented that's gonna get rid of those stains.
5. Affection: Huh. Now y'make me sound like a walkin', talkin' plushie-kitty. I got a reputation to maintain, Wildcat!