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i'm in the process of getting some "pick 5 words to describe me" from some people, don't know why...don't question me. and uh...yea...i'll write something else later, until then...enjoy the story of the test fart...
The Test Fart
QuESTION - You ever have to fart, on a bus, or a plane, or any other crowded place, and yet you havent been farting all that day? What you must do, in a situation like that, is release a TEST FART. In order to Release a Test Fart, you must release about 10-15 percent of the total fart. In Order to see if those around you can handle it. It is often wise to engage in an act of subterfuge, such as, reaching for a magazine. "Saaaaay. . .is that golf digest." *reach* *Test Fart* *sniff sniff* Well that doesn't smell too horrifying, in fact in an odd way its rather pleasant. I think they ought enjoy the rest of this baby. *Full fart* And it turns out to be, one of those fart that could kill cancer; a fart that after 30 minutes your plants are all yellow; a fart that after 2 or 3 days, you begin to notice, there are no more birds in your neighborhood; A fart that could cook bacon. And everyone around you heads for the exit. . .even the ones on the airplane.
The Test Fart
QuESTION - You ever have to fart, on a bus, or a plane, or any other crowded place, and yet you havent been farting all that day? What you must do, in a situation like that, is release a TEST FART. In order to Release a Test Fart, you must release about 10-15 percent of the total fart. In Order to see if those around you can handle it. It is often wise to engage in an act of subterfuge, such as, reaching for a magazine. "Saaaaay. . .is that golf digest." *reach* *Test Fart* *sniff sniff* Well that doesn't smell too horrifying, in fact in an odd way its rather pleasant. I think they ought enjoy the rest of this baby. *Full fart* And it turns out to be, one of those fart that could kill cancer; a fart that after 30 minutes your plants are all yellow; a fart that after 2 or 3 days, you begin to notice, there are no more birds in your neighborhood; A fart that could cook bacon. And everyone around you heads for the exit. . .even the ones on the airplane.