This isnt mine I just thought they were funny
Yes I am still procrastinating.
Some of the best things in life are free:
Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer.
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen:
Yeah, either that or rape in a dark alley waiting to happen.
Not just wrong like "oops, I'm a philosophy major," I mean wrong like you just invested your retirement in Enron.
I like wearing plaid and I don't want to be told how to dress by some dude with a "queer eye." Is that okay with you sissies, or would you like me to package my balls and neatly carry them in a purse? For crying out loud. You're turning us into a nation of pussies.
Garfield gets awarded for humor and "Family Guy" keeps getting canceled faster than a baby at Planned Parenthood. That reminds me of how much I hate babies. Why does everyone want to save them? There are too many babies. I'm not saying we should kill them, but if you happen to be giving your baby a bath and the phone rings.. well, nobody will judge you. Besides, you might get free brownies out of it at the funeral, and brownies rule.
Thanks for the site jesse, but yes I will still kill you, but then you too might get brownies:)!!
Some of the best things in life are free:
Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer.
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen:
Yeah, either that or rape in a dark alley waiting to happen.
Not just wrong like "oops, I'm a philosophy major," I mean wrong like you just invested your retirement in Enron.
I like wearing plaid and I don't want to be told how to dress by some dude with a "queer eye." Is that okay with you sissies, or would you like me to package my balls and neatly carry them in a purse? For crying out loud. You're turning us into a nation of pussies.
Garfield gets awarded for humor and "Family Guy" keeps getting canceled faster than a baby at Planned Parenthood. That reminds me of how much I hate babies. Why does everyone want to save them? There are too many babies. I'm not saying we should kill them, but if you happen to be giving your baby a bath and the phone rings.. well, nobody will judge you. Besides, you might get free brownies out of it at the funeral, and brownies rule.
Thanks for the site jesse, but yes I will still kill you, but then you too might get brownies:)!!