Mar 29, 2004 22:02
I DONT EXPECT U TO READ THIS....ITS SO RIDICULOUS I <3 IT11
oOh baby iTs d: JASON YOU ARE ONE OF US!!! THIS IS SO ODDDICLE...LYK OH MY LORDY B! I FEEL BADNESS FOR YOURSLEF AND KIND OFF EXCITED AT THE SAME TIME! WOOSHER MUfffINSSS
Fandangle 227: scramble dandle de!! like im excited just like the monkey driving the car down the parkway but scared like the elephant flying the plane across the pacific
Fandangle 227: its soo sazzookii let me tell you
oOh baby iTs d: ahhhhhhh!!!!! wait i have to confess something
Fandangle 227: im all belly buttons
oOh baby iTs d: ok so today i was sitting in a corn field right....and i was eating the kiwis from the corn stalks AND I WAS LIKE wwwwooooaHHHHHH THIS KIWI US AMAZING MANNNNNNNNNNA
oOh baby iTs d: I ALWAYS LOVED THAT STORY
Fandangle 227: o man that is as fruitishish as it gets i love finding kiwis in cornfields but when you find them in the intecoms at school and you open the screen bamm a kiwi right ther nothings is better than that
oOh baby iTs d: i totally agree! did u ever find the mangos tho? cause i was looking for them all day and i have a suspicain that ur hiding them in ur pantelones
Fandangle 227: nahh i couldn't find the mangos either!!it must have been jill or elizabutt!!!!but i'll tell you what i did find I found a sqwash it was real odd shaped and yellow and i looked at it and i was like eww who likes fruit wanna bees like sqwash so i just droped it down the stairs and hit Ms. Nurse in her noggen and she was all liek bamm ramm jamm smacck!! down the stairs and i was liek yea thats what you get you vegtable pal!!!!
oOh baby iTs d: THOSE DAMN KIDS!!! I GOT TO DO SOMETHING BOUT THEM !!!! SCREWING WITH MY MANGOS!!! WHO THEY THINK THEY ARE....???? I MEAN LIKE KIWIS ARE ONE THING....BUT MANGOS??????? I MEAN THEY R ROUND!! ...and like ballish and squishyyyyyyy almost like squash but more like a mango...well that is b/c it is a mango which would proally make sense if it wasnt coming out of my mouth.....but it is which is why it is compleytly ridiculous and random and retarted and everything that i say screams NUT JOB OR LYK CRAZY MO' FO THAT SHOULD B LOCKED AWAY IN A CELLW . PADDED WALLS...but i would amuse myslef way to much w. that just b/c i would run int ot hemm al day long and prolly suffer from dramatic brain concusions...ya only i could manage to get a concusion from a padded wall but its all good int he neighborhood of sheep
Fandangle 227: and she continues with the sheep you know i saw a sheep on rollerblades the other day and I was liek Rick Rack Crack Crook Who You Juke Snookums Rock Em Sock Em Boppers and he goes "yea i had a ruff night im coming back from homdel and i was like o shit you and deana right and he goes "o yea she takes over like once your sheep willy goes bing bang BOING its all over she sits on that shit bounces and spins she spun on it I was liek wow ive never met a sheep fucker like you deana
oOh baby iTs d: ahhaahahaa ya im quite a sheep slut i must say !!!
Fandangle 227: we all are deep down inside
oOh baby iTs d: I KNOW.. im just living everyones dream...what can i say
Fandangle 227: well i can ttell you what you can say...in fact you can sing it.....or even rap it........nick nack paddy wack give a sheep slut a bone and the bone im talking about is alone but he has two freinds the big round balls and whenever i get bored i give my sheep a call i take it deep from all the sheep but I don't mind because i fuck that kind you might thinks its weird but i like to cheer because to have sex with a sheep there is no other way unless your a guy who takes it up the butt and is real gay
WOW...