What the Hell??: Part III
Forget books by Susanne Sommers about her 'natural' aging...I want Bernadette Peters to fill us all in on the exact location of the fountain of youth cause she's obviously been swimming in it.
I was watching Grey's tonight and, like every time I see her, I say, "that bitch doesn't age!"
SHE's 60!!!!!
I really believe she hasn't had major surgery cause her face wouldn't look normal if that were the case.
She doesn't even have an old people neck!...
The only theory I can come up with that's logical is that she's gradually sucking the youth out of Helen Hunt for her own rejuvenation.
To further prove my point I've dug up some archived images in history with Bernadette through the ages to show how little she has changed...
Here she is sharing some buffalo wings, lemon wedges and shots with Jesus and his entourage.
Fast Foward to 1861, Bernadette and Lincoln got their portrait taken together at "Ye Old Sears"
Here she is again in 1945 having a drink with Gene Kelly
And now a recent photo taken on Sept 11, 2008. Keep in mind these ladies are a mere 3 years apart in age. I love Bette and all, but seriously, your eyes don't just turn into the shape of watermelon wedges on their own.
Bernadette definitely has the Betty White gene
I swear when I'm 80 she better not look younger than me!
What's her secret?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I was watching Grey's tonight and, like every time I see her, I say, "that bitch doesn't age!"
SHE's 60!!!!!
I really believe she hasn't had major surgery cause her face wouldn't look normal if that were the case.
She doesn't even have an old people neck!...
The only theory I can come up with that's logical is that she's gradually sucking the youth out of Helen Hunt for her own rejuvenation.
To further prove my point I've dug up some archived images in history with Bernadette through the ages to show how little she has changed...
Here she is sharing some buffalo wings, lemon wedges and shots with Jesus and his entourage.
Fast Foward to 1861, Bernadette and Lincoln got their portrait taken together at "Ye Old Sears"
Here she is again in 1945 having a drink with Gene Kelly
And now a recent photo taken on Sept 11, 2008. Keep in mind these ladies are a mere 3 years apart in age. I love Bette and all, but seriously, your eyes don't just turn into the shape of watermelon wedges on their own.
Bernadette definitely has the Betty White gene
I swear when I'm 80 she better not look younger than me!
What's her secret?!?!?!?!?!?!?!