Bullet holes the size of matza balls
Though you were asking for an indepth entry heather, i fell short on that, but this serious issue has been bugging me for quite some time:
I think im the only one my age that watches the Disney channel for my daily intake of Hanna Montana and That’s So Raven. So many of you probably have never seen that “Imagineer That” commercial thing. Basically it tells you to ask weird questions to open up your creative mind.
Well I did, and let me tell you I’ve struck gold in them ther’ mountains.
So last night whilst I was trying to sleep, I hear it. You know when you’re sitting there and that fuckin high pitched noise comes in your ear, it can only be the sound of a damn mosquito ready to make another stop at the blood bank.
Bastards.
So my question that led to my creative genius was- How the fuck do mosquitos know that’s your ear? I seriously never hear mosquitos “buzzing” unless they’re up my fucking ear canal. And it’s loud too so it’s not like I wouldn’t be able to hear that a foot away if it was nawing(sp) at my arm. They always go for the ear!
My theory when I was 9 was that mosquitos loved ear wax, but my ears are so squeaky clean so I’ll nix that theory right now..
Maybe it’s cause ears kinda look like a Danish of some sort?
Well whatever the reason it sucks and it’s hard to avoid unless you bathe in bug spray, but it got me to thinking about other annoying things…
Like a particular song that’s played on the radio every two seconds.
I think you all know what song I’m talking bout willis. It’s that god forsaken “umbrella” song by Rihanna aka black posh spice with that stupid haircut. They already starting remixing it trying to think of every possible word that rhymes with Umbrella. I think the one on the radio is called Cinderella?
The thing is, being that this is a “summer song” they are missing the most ingenious way to mass market this song commercially for this particular season.
Okay so this is where the whole mosquito question ties in….sorta
dotdotdot
What if they remixed the song jussst one more time?
“When the sun sets
And it’s humid weather
Go inside, you know it’s better
My bug spray, I sure can lend
Brought Off!Skintastic for you, my friend
Now that it’s night time more than ever
Know this shit can wear off whenever
I should go light my Citronella
I should go light my Citronella
Ay aya ya ya ya yaya ay
I should light my Citronella ella ella ella”
And to think, I probably would have never thought of that super genius song if it wasn’t for me wondering about mosquitos.
Thank you Disney..
no worries i'll write another soon ;)
I think im the only one my age that watches the Disney channel for my daily intake of Hanna Montana and That’s So Raven. So many of you probably have never seen that “Imagineer That” commercial thing. Basically it tells you to ask weird questions to open up your creative mind.
Well I did, and let me tell you I’ve struck gold in them ther’ mountains.
So last night whilst I was trying to sleep, I hear it. You know when you’re sitting there and that fuckin high pitched noise comes in your ear, it can only be the sound of a damn mosquito ready to make another stop at the blood bank.
Bastards.
So my question that led to my creative genius was- How the fuck do mosquitos know that’s your ear? I seriously never hear mosquitos “buzzing” unless they’re up my fucking ear canal. And it’s loud too so it’s not like I wouldn’t be able to hear that a foot away if it was nawing(sp) at my arm. They always go for the ear!
My theory when I was 9 was that mosquitos loved ear wax, but my ears are so squeaky clean so I’ll nix that theory right now..
Maybe it’s cause ears kinda look like a Danish of some sort?
Well whatever the reason it sucks and it’s hard to avoid unless you bathe in bug spray, but it got me to thinking about other annoying things…
Like a particular song that’s played on the radio every two seconds.
I think you all know what song I’m talking bout willis. It’s that god forsaken “umbrella” song by Rihanna aka black posh spice with that stupid haircut. They already starting remixing it trying to think of every possible word that rhymes with Umbrella. I think the one on the radio is called Cinderella?
The thing is, being that this is a “summer song” they are missing the most ingenious way to mass market this song commercially for this particular season.
Okay so this is where the whole mosquito question ties in….sorta
dotdotdot
What if they remixed the song jussst one more time?
“When the sun sets
And it’s humid weather
Go inside, you know it’s better
My bug spray, I sure can lend
Brought Off!Skintastic for you, my friend
Now that it’s night time more than ever
Know this shit can wear off whenever
I should go light my Citronella
I should go light my Citronella
Ay aya ya ya ya yaya ay
I should light my Citronella ella ella ella”
And to think, I probably would have never thought of that super genius song if it wasn’t for me wondering about mosquitos.
Thank you Disney..
no worries i'll write another soon ;)