Bitch, Please..
If you guys thought I'd go without adding my 2 dollars and twenty six cents on the antics known as the VMA's, you are sorely mistaken.
So if you would please take your seats, we can get this show on the road...
Presenting......
Our first award of the evening goes to the Biggest Asshole at the ceremony..
And the winner is....
SNOOP DOG!!
Seriously, what the fuck. I've lost all respect for him..not that he had much of mine to begin with. So he won best dressed and had the opportunity to donate that large chunk of money to a charity of his choice...that was the point afterall.
So where does he donate to? "The Snoop Dog Little League Football Fund"
ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME?!?!
That pissed me off so much. If you don't know, Snoop is coaching his son's football team..they got blingin uniforms, and this huge ass tour bus to travel in with individual dvd screens in each seat. Now pray tell, why do they need even more money?? Especially when that isn't even a charity fucker.
That's like Paris Hilton winning and saying "Im donating to the Paris Hilton new handbags for me fund".
moving on to our next award...
Most Confusing/Retarded "Performance" by an artist:
And the winner is...
R. KELLY!!!!!!!!1
he gives 'talking to the hand" a whole new meaning
You people do realize he could have 'sang' that? There was no need to lip it all. That was the dumbest thing i've ever seen. I was okay at first with it cause i thought it was an intro to some good show..but then it just kept going...and going...and going...
And after 2 minutes of that crap, I wanted to personally kill Chuck and Rufus and Sophia or whoever...weak
our next award is to Arist Most Cheated of an Award by a one, Green Day.
and the winner is.....
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!1
Boulevard of Broken Dreams for best rock video?? Are ya fuckin kidding me? That's bull and MTV knows it. They got those awards because they're Green Day..not because those were the best in those categories. They got less praise at award shows when they had Nimrod and Dookie, and now they drown in astronauts because they wrote the worst album in Green Day history...good job?
Oh well, fuck that. MCR's new video looks really cool I must say.
Our next award goes to Best Dressed of the evening..
and the winner is.....
JOHN NORRIS!!!!!
Lol, i didn't have a screencap of it..so i re-created it with the classy help of paint hahah. I couldn't stop laughing..oh man.
And as we close this evening..I've saved the best award for last..
Best Reaction to Winning an award
and the winner is...
PATRICK!!!!
Watch his face in the corner along with his gal..
he looks like Garth from Wayne's World here
Andy is like "dude, wtf"
they should equip those seats with barf bags just in case
Abbey Road?
Enjoy the after party hosted by the Golden Girls!
Thank you...and goodnight.
So if you would please take your seats, we can get this show on the road...
Presenting......
Our first award of the evening goes to the Biggest Asshole at the ceremony..
And the winner is....
SNOOP DOG!!
Seriously, what the fuck. I've lost all respect for him..not that he had much of mine to begin with. So he won best dressed and had the opportunity to donate that large chunk of money to a charity of his choice...that was the point afterall.
So where does he donate to? "The Snoop Dog Little League Football Fund"
ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME?!?!
That pissed me off so much. If you don't know, Snoop is coaching his son's football team..they got blingin uniforms, and this huge ass tour bus to travel in with individual dvd screens in each seat. Now pray tell, why do they need even more money?? Especially when that isn't even a charity fucker.
That's like Paris Hilton winning and saying "Im donating to the Paris Hilton new handbags for me fund".
moving on to our next award...
Most Confusing/Retarded "Performance" by an artist:
And the winner is...
R. KELLY!!!!!!!!1
he gives 'talking to the hand" a whole new meaning
You people do realize he could have 'sang' that? There was no need to lip it all. That was the dumbest thing i've ever seen. I was okay at first with it cause i thought it was an intro to some good show..but then it just kept going...and going...and going...
And after 2 minutes of that crap, I wanted to personally kill Chuck and Rufus and Sophia or whoever...weak
our next award is to Arist Most Cheated of an Award by a one, Green Day.
and the winner is.....
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!1
Boulevard of Broken Dreams for best rock video?? Are ya fuckin kidding me? That's bull and MTV knows it. They got those awards because they're Green Day..not because those were the best in those categories. They got less praise at award shows when they had Nimrod and Dookie, and now they drown in astronauts because they wrote the worst album in Green Day history...good job?
Oh well, fuck that. MCR's new video looks really cool I must say.
Our next award goes to Best Dressed of the evening..
and the winner is.....
JOHN NORRIS!!!!!
Lol, i didn't have a screencap of it..so i re-created it with the classy help of paint hahah. I couldn't stop laughing..oh man.
And as we close this evening..I've saved the best award for last..
Best Reaction to Winning an award
and the winner is...
PATRICK!!!!
Watch his face in the corner along with his gal..
he looks like Garth from Wayne's World here
Andy is like "dude, wtf"
they should equip those seats with barf bags just in case
Abbey Road?
Enjoy the after party hosted by the Golden Girls!
Thank you...and goodnight.