WHEN I SAY CARCRASH, YOU SAY WEDDING!
i have a story..and there's a moral too
You people seriously need to hook up and get boyfriends/girlfriends, get married and invite me to your wedding for some cake and nice attire fer reals cause if i have to go to one more funeral this year and not one damn wedding, i'm gonna go nuts. Get hitched bitches
Kristin called me on my phone 3 times..I called her back and she tells me she has some really bad news. I'm thinking we lost the apartment..So she tells me this girl that's been in our block for two years died in a car wreck 3 days ago. She was driving with some guy in the passenger seat when they lost control, drove into a tree and she died.
I don't like to speak badly of the dead, but knowing Hillary, she was pretty crazy and very passionate when she spoke about graphic design, paper plates, and how the Jersey shore is the greatest thing since sliced bread. She was on coke once because she needed to stay awake to finish end of semester assignments and heavily smoked pot. I have a feeling her and the 30 something year old she was in the car with had to be on something in order to just hit a tree that badly..no other cars were involved fortunately. Makes me glad I don't drink and what not.
Problem is, a lot of you fuckers aren't drug/alcohol free and it's your choice, but do me and everyone else a favor and stay at home. I've heard lots of stories where people are like "I only drove just down the street". Don't get in a fuckin car. I swear, if I was on the road when you were a tad drunk "just heading down the street" and you fucked me up, I swear I'd haunt your microwave and give you cold burritos for all eternity....or something like that.
No worries, i'll have a fun entry manana.
You people seriously need to hook up and get boyfriends/girlfriends, get married and invite me to your wedding for some cake and nice attire fer reals cause if i have to go to one more funeral this year and not one damn wedding, i'm gonna go nuts. Get hitched bitches
Kristin called me on my phone 3 times..I called her back and she tells me she has some really bad news. I'm thinking we lost the apartment..So she tells me this girl that's been in our block for two years died in a car wreck 3 days ago. She was driving with some guy in the passenger seat when they lost control, drove into a tree and she died.
I don't like to speak badly of the dead, but knowing Hillary, she was pretty crazy and very passionate when she spoke about graphic design, paper plates, and how the Jersey shore is the greatest thing since sliced bread. She was on coke once because she needed to stay awake to finish end of semester assignments and heavily smoked pot. I have a feeling her and the 30 something year old she was in the car with had to be on something in order to just hit a tree that badly..no other cars were involved fortunately. Makes me glad I don't drink and what not.
Problem is, a lot of you fuckers aren't drug/alcohol free and it's your choice, but do me and everyone else a favor and stay at home. I've heard lots of stories where people are like "I only drove just down the street". Don't get in a fuckin car. I swear, if I was on the road when you were a tad drunk "just heading down the street" and you fucked me up, I swear I'd haunt your microwave and give you cold burritos for all eternity....or something like that.
No worries, i'll have a fun entry manana.