If the recessive world had dominant hands..
..the majority would have 6 fingers per hand
so some things i'm wondering are:
1. Would bowling balls be different?
2. Which finger would you then pick your nose with?
3. If there's no middle finger, which one is more offensive to keep up alone?
4. Would we hold a pen the same?
5. Would cartoon characters then have 5 fingers instead of 4?
6. Would the 'peace' sign use 2 or 3 fingers?
7. Would we say "High 6!" even though it doesn't rhyme as close as high and 5?
8. Would it stimulate better sex?
9. Would our math skills improve with the addition of 2 fingers to count on?
10. Would the song be then changed to 12 little indians?
11. If this is the church and that is the steeple, now how many fucking people?
12. Would keyboards look different?
13. Would instruments have more keys and strings?
14. Would manicures cost more for the extra 2 fingers?
15. Would the signals to the pitcher in a baseball game be the same?
16. Would shadow puppets look more accurate?
17. Would the number of playing cards in a game increase by 2 since theres more fingers to hold them?
18. Would benji and joel's brass knuckle design look any gayer with an extra finger outlet?
19. Really, I wanna know 18
so some things i'm wondering are:
1. Would bowling balls be different?
2. Which finger would you then pick your nose with?
3. If there's no middle finger, which one is more offensive to keep up alone?
4. Would we hold a pen the same?
5. Would cartoon characters then have 5 fingers instead of 4?
6. Would the 'peace' sign use 2 or 3 fingers?
7. Would we say "High 6!" even though it doesn't rhyme as close as high and 5?
8. Would it stimulate better sex?
9. Would our math skills improve with the addition of 2 fingers to count on?
10. Would the song be then changed to 12 little indians?
11. If this is the church and that is the steeple, now how many fucking people?
12. Would keyboards look different?
13. Would instruments have more keys and strings?
14. Would manicures cost more for the extra 2 fingers?
15. Would the signals to the pitcher in a baseball game be the same?
16. Would shadow puppets look more accurate?
17. Would the number of playing cards in a game increase by 2 since theres more fingers to hold them?
18. Would benji and joel's brass knuckle design look any gayer with an extra finger outlet?
19. Really, I wanna know 18