Grandmothers
So today I had to go down to my grandmothers, and I hate her house for 2 reasons, 1. Because its haunted, and 2. Becuase of their evil possessed, African Gray named Whitey. He's this bird that loves everyone else but me. Anyways when we got down to my grandma's I really had to pee ( sorry for being so blunt ) so I rush up the stairs and the first thing I see is Whitey and as usual he saids Hello to everyone else, but growls at me. So he did as usual but i ignored him and went to the bathroom. Well my grandmothers house was built in like the 40's so everything is really old and the doors look like there shut, but actually if you but the slightest bit of weight they push open. So I'm sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden i hear Whitey's feet clicking down the hallway and once again i tried to ignore it, but i guess that didn't help because 30 seconds later the bird is opening the bathroom door and staring at me sitting on the toilet. I felt sooooo exposed! And he didnt move or anything just stared. Well thank god my grandmother called him, and i swore that he was gone, far away from the bathroom, but i guess i was wrong becuase right when i walked out he was there... And by this time i had lost it and i was like "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME" and i started to walk away and of course he followed but he was mumbling shit behind my back, it was really creepy. So i ended up staying close to my mom because that bird has some issues, and right before my mom and i left my grandmother was like "Oh Tracey I have to show you what Whitey can do" and the bird started chanting names like Daddy Wease, Jannie,all these members in our our family that had died. But the thing that scared me the most was the last name he said was Stephanie...which is my name