Deep Space E-Mail Service
http://www.talktoaliens.com/ "With our NEW e-mail service, we'll broadcast up your text messages (up to 1,000 words long!) into the deepest reaches of space. PLUS you'll get a FREE "Certificate of Interstellar Broadcast" with every text message."
Goodness... if aliens were to come to Earth, they'd look at the internet, or even better turn on the TV at 7:00 to only see "Wife Swap", or "Super Nanny" oy vey... world what are we gonna do with you?
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