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A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
- Bertrand Russell
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
- Anatole France
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
- Mark Twain
apparently, my not so secret column has a huge following. people came in for the paper looking for it! squee! it's because it's trashy and everyone else loves to giggle at someone else's misfortune.
my tap class will be performing this thursday night, 7:30-8:30pm at the san elijo campus room 204, for studio hour. other dance classes will be performing as well, but meh. it's free, and it's a great opportunity to laugh at me.
things to have done by wednesday:
-read "things fall apart" chapters
-write lit essay on black people
things to do on wednesday/have done by thursday:
-test drive honda civic and toyota corolla, decide on my favorite based on value, safety, blah blah blah, get a picture.
-write the restaurant review
-write the "buying a new car" feature (saturn ion, mitsubishi lancer, volkswagen jetta, volkswagen GTI, toyota corolla, honda civic- these were all chosen based on safety ratings, a general "base" price range (excluding the GTI), and insurance rates for the subcompact class.
things to have done by friday:
-find sanity?
-have costume and special eyelashes ready for president's luncheon
- Bertrand Russell
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
- Anatole France
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
- Mark Twain
apparently, my not so secret column has a huge following. people came in for the paper looking for it! squee! it's because it's trashy and everyone else loves to giggle at someone else's misfortune.
my tap class will be performing this thursday night, 7:30-8:30pm at the san elijo campus room 204, for studio hour. other dance classes will be performing as well, but meh. it's free, and it's a great opportunity to laugh at me.
things to have done by wednesday:
-read "things fall apart" chapters
-write lit essay on black people
things to do on wednesday/have done by thursday:
-test drive honda civic and toyota corolla, decide on my favorite based on value, safety, blah blah blah, get a picture.
-write the restaurant review
-write the "buying a new car" feature (saturn ion, mitsubishi lancer, volkswagen jetta, volkswagen GTI, toyota corolla, honda civic- these were all chosen based on safety ratings, a general "base" price range (excluding the GTI), and insurance rates for the subcompact class.
things to have done by friday:
-find sanity?
-have costume and special eyelashes ready for president's luncheon