google is way funny today..
"I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street."
- Virginia Woolf
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better."
- Anonymous
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
- Calvin Trillin
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
- Frank Zappa
"Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away."
- Sir Thomas Beecham
- Virginia Woolf
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better."
- Anonymous
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
- Calvin Trillin
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
- Frank Zappa
"Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away."
- Sir Thomas Beecham