Best Pick Up Line Ever...

Jul 05, 2006 08:07

A semi sane man asked me if he could cook me a rump roast. Not just any rump roast, a USDA APPROVED RUMP ROAST. Then he went on to tell me what he would garnish this rump roast with.
I have never been so flattered.
I never got a response in because he started a conversation with his imaginary friend soon after.
Ahhhh, partially interested men. Story of my life.
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