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because i'm a loser...
Once upon a time there was an evil genius. His goal: to annoy the hell out of people…
EG: *evil laughter* ahaha…I must create something annoying…
EG’s sidekick (the *actual*) genius what about…a toqat (pronounced tuh-kit). Its not a toque..its not a hat…its BOTH! A hybrid *evil cackling laughter*
EG ooh, what a beautifully corrupt mind I have….
EGSK you mean..I have.
EG shut up you mindless twit! *puts EGSK in an isolated room which plays Simple Plan non-stop*
So the toqats bombard the world. Sucking out the mind of anyone who wears one. Very few are left out of this craze…
Dumb Boy: duuuuuuuude. This is coo’ like fo shizzle! *puts on toqat and has mind sucked out*
Girl Trying Too Hard To Fit In These, lyke, omigod, are, lyke, totally happening! *puts on toqat and has mind sucked out*
AlcoholAddict *is too busy hiding in her closet from society to notice latest craze. Does not have mind sucked out*
NotsoDarling *is too busy having hot sex instead of babysitting to notice latest craze. Does not have mind sucked out*
AA: ND! Things have gotten worse in This Great City. Everyone has had their mind sucked out by the toqats. They have all turned into platinum-blonde-AE-wearing-simple plan-listening weirdos..come out from your cardboard box of luuuurve and help!
ND: never fear my love. I will come save you and we’ll build a force-field from inside a closet. Then, we’ll get to the bottom of this.
*AA and ND receive a note from EG..seeing as they are two of the only three people who have not succumbed into the hotness of toqats*
Dear AcoholAddict and NotsoDarling,
yOu’Ll NeVeR gEt mEeEeEeE!!
♥ EvilGenuis
ND: was that supposed to be undetectable? Ha. Loser.
AA: well..we know its EvilGenuis…but where would he be?
*while reading this note ND and EC are walking down the street…and walk right past a neon green building with a flashing sign:
EVIL *flash* GENUIS’ *flash* R *flash* KEWL
AA: how annoying…can’t advertisements learn how to fucking spell?
ND: duh! Have you had too much red bull!? *points to sign, then points to note*
AA: oooooh.
…will ND and AA find EG and EGSK? Will the crazy excitement over toqats ever end? Will EC ever make a comeback? Who knows because I probably won’t ever write a sequel…
Once upon a time there was an evil genius. His goal: to annoy the hell out of people…
EG: *evil laughter* ahaha…I must create something annoying…
EG’s sidekick (the *actual*) genius what about…a toqat (pronounced tuh-kit). Its not a toque..its not a hat…its BOTH! A hybrid *evil cackling laughter*
EG ooh, what a beautifully corrupt mind I have….
EGSK you mean..I have.
EG shut up you mindless twit! *puts EGSK in an isolated room which plays Simple Plan non-stop*
So the toqats bombard the world. Sucking out the mind of anyone who wears one. Very few are left out of this craze…
Dumb Boy: duuuuuuuude. This is coo’ like fo shizzle! *puts on toqat and has mind sucked out*
Girl Trying Too Hard To Fit In These, lyke, omigod, are, lyke, totally happening! *puts on toqat and has mind sucked out*
AlcoholAddict *is too busy hiding in her closet from society to notice latest craze. Does not have mind sucked out*
NotsoDarling *is too busy having hot sex instead of babysitting to notice latest craze. Does not have mind sucked out*
AA: ND! Things have gotten worse in This Great City. Everyone has had their mind sucked out by the toqats. They have all turned into platinum-blonde-AE-wearing-simple plan-listening weirdos..come out from your cardboard box of luuuurve and help!
ND: never fear my love. I will come save you and we’ll build a force-field from inside a closet. Then, we’ll get to the bottom of this.
*AA and ND receive a note from EG..seeing as they are two of the only three people who have not succumbed into the hotness of toqats*
Dear AcoholAddict and NotsoDarling,
yOu’Ll NeVeR gEt mEeEeEeE!!
♥ EvilGenuis
ND: was that supposed to be undetectable? Ha. Loser.
AA: well..we know its EvilGenuis…but where would he be?
*while reading this note ND and EC are walking down the street…and walk right past a neon green building with a flashing sign:
EVIL *flash* GENUIS’ *flash* R *flash* KEWL
AA: how annoying…can’t advertisements learn how to fucking spell?
ND: duh! Have you had too much red bull!? *points to sign, then points to note*
AA: oooooh.
…will ND and AA find EG and EGSK? Will the crazy excitement over toqats ever end? Will EC ever make a comeback? Who knows because I probably won’t ever write a sequel…