Fuck Yea!!!
What up Gs?
Yea it's time to update this shit for your viewing entertainment.
The week after I got back from Miami, I got a fucking body massage. You know, a little birthday gift for myself. Unfortunately, the only woman they had was a lady in her 40s I believe. It was good but it would have felt 10 kajillion times better if it was a hot girl. I'd trade a little skill for more hotness any day. The lady was nice and cool though.
Ah lets see. Oh yea. Interesting story. This kid who lives on my floor. He's pretty cool and is roommates with this other kid who I also met here and we're pretty tight. So check it out. One night when I'm fuckin around with my printer this kid comes in with the longest fucking look. Mind you I've only known him for about a week or two so it was kind of awkward when he starts talking to me in a sadly steady and serious tone. He comes up to me and says my name and sticks his hand out to shake mine before he started talking to me as to reafirm a fictional 10 year relationship. It was superbly unsettling. Anyways, he begins to tell me his plight. He plays poker online. The rest is self explanatory. The man is $400 in debt and he had to pay the money by midnight or else the juice would anti it up to $700. And he has nothing to pay it back with and came to my room to ask me for any amount of money to pay his debt. I gave him $100 because anymore would be coming out of my parent's money. His face lit up and he gave me a hug. By the end of the night he had gotten money from his friend and his roommate and all four of us walked to the atm to pay off the debt and watch the man happily cut his credit card in half. Now this guy is always happy to see me and tries to pay me back in anyway possible. He's trying to hook me up with this good looking chick friend of his who thought I was cute appratently. It's cool. I am glad I could help. Good friend made.
The other day I pulled an all nighter to due a 10 page paper on Kung Fu. Mission Successful. Fuckin missed a math quiz though. I think I'm going to get a B in that class. FUCK! I ALWAYS GET A B! Everybody tells me I'm a math wizz but it's impossible to get a god damn A in those classes and I don't know why. Fuck that.
Halloween blew the big one. Had my costume ready but had no where to go. Went to Miami a week too early. Next year. Fantasy Fest better be fucking ready cuz I'm gonna tear it a new one. Fuck yea.
This weekend I'm going to the FSU Duke game. FSU wins no contest. But it's going to be a blast. After parties up the wazoo.
Life was beating the crap out of me before but now I've got it by the mother fucking balls.
Fuck yea. See you suckahs arounds
Peace
Ricardo
Yea it's time to update this shit for your viewing entertainment.
The week after I got back from Miami, I got a fucking body massage. You know, a little birthday gift for myself. Unfortunately, the only woman they had was a lady in her 40s I believe. It was good but it would have felt 10 kajillion times better if it was a hot girl. I'd trade a little skill for more hotness any day. The lady was nice and cool though.
Ah lets see. Oh yea. Interesting story. This kid who lives on my floor. He's pretty cool and is roommates with this other kid who I also met here and we're pretty tight. So check it out. One night when I'm fuckin around with my printer this kid comes in with the longest fucking look. Mind you I've only known him for about a week or two so it was kind of awkward when he starts talking to me in a sadly steady and serious tone. He comes up to me and says my name and sticks his hand out to shake mine before he started talking to me as to reafirm a fictional 10 year relationship. It was superbly unsettling. Anyways, he begins to tell me his plight. He plays poker online. The rest is self explanatory. The man is $400 in debt and he had to pay the money by midnight or else the juice would anti it up to $700. And he has nothing to pay it back with and came to my room to ask me for any amount of money to pay his debt. I gave him $100 because anymore would be coming out of my parent's money. His face lit up and he gave me a hug. By the end of the night he had gotten money from his friend and his roommate and all four of us walked to the atm to pay off the debt and watch the man happily cut his credit card in half. Now this guy is always happy to see me and tries to pay me back in anyway possible. He's trying to hook me up with this good looking chick friend of his who thought I was cute appratently. It's cool. I am glad I could help. Good friend made.
The other day I pulled an all nighter to due a 10 page paper on Kung Fu. Mission Successful. Fuckin missed a math quiz though. I think I'm going to get a B in that class. FUCK! I ALWAYS GET A B! Everybody tells me I'm a math wizz but it's impossible to get a god damn A in those classes and I don't know why. Fuck that.
Halloween blew the big one. Had my costume ready but had no where to go. Went to Miami a week too early. Next year. Fantasy Fest better be fucking ready cuz I'm gonna tear it a new one. Fuck yea.
This weekend I'm going to the FSU Duke game. FSU wins no contest. But it's going to be a blast. After parties up the wazoo.
Life was beating the crap out of me before but now I've got it by the mother fucking balls.
Fuck yea. See you suckahs arounds
Peace
Ricardo