Do you folks like camping?
My roommates are going camping this weekend at some hot spring hippy naked mecca and it made me realize that I NEED TO GO MOTHERFUCKING CAMPING. But not like that. Real camping. I don't think i've camped since i moved to California, unless you count nights at strange girls' houses or that time i got locked in the trunk of a car for two days on the side of the freeway and had to fashion a tool out of the dead hooker's teeth to escape.
The weather is pretty great, this week, and things should be dried out from the recent monsoon in another day or two. But where to go? Trees are mandatory. A lake or something for swimming and maybe some kind of canoe rental is a bonus. The ability to collect your own firewood from the woods versus bringing your own is nice, but not mandatory.
Are you now, or have you ever been, a camper? If so, where do you like to go and why? Where should I go? Do you want to come with us? You will almost certainly get to see a pretty naked canadian girl at some point, and i may ask you to help me bury something in the woods. Those two statements are not necessarily related.
The weather is pretty great, this week, and things should be dried out from the recent monsoon in another day or two. But where to go? Trees are mandatory. A lake or something for swimming and maybe some kind of canoe rental is a bonus. The ability to collect your own firewood from the woods versus bringing your own is nice, but not mandatory.
Are you now, or have you ever been, a camper? If so, where do you like to go and why? Where should I go? Do you want to come with us? You will almost certainly get to see a pretty naked canadian girl at some point, and i may ask you to help me bury something in the woods. Those two statements are not necessarily related.