Well, because i have a well-established inability to do things that sensible people (and/or pretty girls) tell me to do, i have shaved my face except for the moustache and that douchey area under the bottom lip. It's amazing. It does not suit me at all, but that's not the point. I look like these guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n20e0iFSnYg Before and after pictures later, maybe.