OMG I still think your poems amazing and your amazing too! I LOVE YOU! No matter what changes I aways be here for you. I hate that we're not able to go back in time to when things were just... simpler. There are moments when I think that there's nothing I wouldn't trade to relive one of our nights at your house. It's funny because all those times our parents told us "not to rush to grow up" and told us "being a grown up isn't all that its cracked up to be" we would just roll our eyes and pretend that they never said anything, and now, well, I just wish I would have listened. Okay I can't leave my comment so blahh so I gotta add something...hmmmm
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
I hate that we're not able to go back in time to when things were just... simpler. There are moments when I think that there's nothing I wouldn't trade to relive one of our nights at your house. It's funny because all those times our parents told us "not to rush to grow up" and told us "being a grown up isn't all that its cracked up to be" we would just roll our eyes and pretend that they never said anything, and now, well, I just wish I would have listened. Okay I can't leave my comment so blahh so I gotta add something...hmmmm
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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