why sleep when i can browse craigslist.
Completely ridiculous, I know, but I'm a total craigslister.
And I like checking the 'missed connections' with the hopes that someone is missing the connection with me. And would like to get connected.
Ideally, it would say, "You were the little Latina with the short, dark hair and the sweet Nikes. May I just say that your honkytonkbadonkadonk has got it going on like Donkey Kong? Because it does. Your laugh is adorable, I'd love to meet up with you and hear it again [in bed.]"
Alas, someday it will happen.
And I like checking the 'missed connections' with the hopes that someone is missing the connection with me. And would like to get connected.
Ideally, it would say, "You were the little Latina with the short, dark hair and the sweet Nikes. May I just say that your honkytonkbadonkadonk has got it going on like Donkey Kong? Because it does. Your laugh is adorable, I'd love to meet up with you and hear it again [in bed.]"
Alas, someday it will happen.