As many of you know,

[wasslara]

I'm going to Scotland for 3 weeks. There's food in my refrigerator. /good/ food. Please, can you all make sure that when I come back it isn't fuzzy? I would be much obliged. There's also cake on the counter right now if anyone gets here in the next few days. It's a little dry, so you'll need to drink it with the gallon of milk.

There's also a gallon of Spumoni and about 2.5 half-gallon containers of vanilla ice cream that wasn't eaten at my grandmother's birthday party. Anyone want it? Please say yes