HAG, my life, my all...my babay
This entry will be entirely devoted to my girlfriend Hilary. She is beautiful. She goes to Kenyon. And she's my girlfriend. I am sitting at my desk right now, supposedly working on one of the two papers that are due tomorrow and that I have yet to start, but I promised my hilly bean that I would record a testament of her greatness one of these days on my lj so here goes. At the moment I am surrounded by pictures of the two of us being utterly retarted/adorable so this shouldn't be difficult.
I like Hil because...
She is a bohemian in the most important sense of the word
We put ace bandages on our boobs and went to dairy queen and that picture has become a legend in my dorm
She looks super cool in my bathrobe
She has made english a joy to me
We have the same taste in art a.k.a. we are both intelligent enought to realize that finger painting when you are and old person and having it hung in the Chicago Art Institute is a crock of shit
She is the finest basket ball player east of the mississippi (ok her range is a lot broader than that I just wanted to type mississippi)
She goes through boys like toilet paper (really I mean it is amazing to watch, hahahaha just playing hil)
She thought it would take her a week to rule Kenyon, I knew it would only take a day (she is so modest see)
We are the doublemint twins, enough said
She parties like a champ
WHOOP-DI-WOO
She has an unswerving devotion matched, only by my own, to the Kama Sutra
We create beautiful poetry
She likes to scare little children
We lost our tobacco virginity together, badass style: in a field
"with the taste of your lips I'm on a ride, you're toxic, I'm slipping under" (before anyone get too worried, this is just referencing the fact that we are both closet britney fans, well I guess the secret is out now, sorry hil)
I can't think of anyone I would rather have a smoke with on the roof of Thomas Worthington (besides of course Nick Brehm)
and...
I like Hil because my life has been more fun and exciting since the day I met her
So, for everyone who reads this and is not hilary, I love you too you are just not as skilled at nagging as Hilary is, you may have your own entry too I suppose I mean you can ask but if I don't like you I will just say no :)
Oh, and to those bitchy girls, whomever they were, at the senior party who snickered when Hil and I got our names tattooed on eachother's arms, hardcore navy style and said "Geez, why don't they just date?" I would like to tell you that you are too stupid to live for making such a comment because it is obvious to the whole fucking world that we are dating already so my suggestion to you would be to go hang yourselves because you are polluting my air with your stupidity and I DON'T LIKE IT!
much love all
hope you have an awesome day
I miss you guys
Cassie
I like Hil because...
She is a bohemian in the most important sense of the word
We put ace bandages on our boobs and went to dairy queen and that picture has become a legend in my dorm
She looks super cool in my bathrobe
She has made english a joy to me
We have the same taste in art a.k.a. we are both intelligent enought to realize that finger painting when you are and old person and having it hung in the Chicago Art Institute is a crock of shit
She is the finest basket ball player east of the mississippi (ok her range is a lot broader than that I just wanted to type mississippi)
She goes through boys like toilet paper (really I mean it is amazing to watch, hahahaha just playing hil)
She thought it would take her a week to rule Kenyon, I knew it would only take a day (she is so modest see)
We are the doublemint twins, enough said
She parties like a champ
WHOOP-DI-WOO
She has an unswerving devotion matched, only by my own, to the Kama Sutra
We create beautiful poetry
She likes to scare little children
We lost our tobacco virginity together, badass style: in a field
"with the taste of your lips I'm on a ride, you're toxic, I'm slipping under" (before anyone get too worried, this is just referencing the fact that we are both closet britney fans, well I guess the secret is out now, sorry hil)
I can't think of anyone I would rather have a smoke with on the roof of Thomas Worthington (besides of course Nick Brehm)
and...
I like Hil because my life has been more fun and exciting since the day I met her
So, for everyone who reads this and is not hilary, I love you too you are just not as skilled at nagging as Hilary is, you may have your own entry too I suppose I mean you can ask but if I don't like you I will just say no :)
Oh, and to those bitchy girls, whomever they were, at the senior party who snickered when Hil and I got our names tattooed on eachother's arms, hardcore navy style and said "Geez, why don't they just date?" I would like to tell you that you are too stupid to live for making such a comment because it is obvious to the whole fucking world that we are dating already so my suggestion to you would be to go hang yourselves because you are polluting my air with your stupidity and I DON'T LIKE IT!
much love all
hope you have an awesome day
I miss you guys
Cassie