Ich bin ein Loser

[wasserstoff]

Rode bike to friend's house: 1 loser point

Took soup in basket on back of bike because friend was sick: 2 loser points for old-fashioned home remedies, 4 for having a basket on bike

Stayed up until 2 A.M. working on craft project: 35 loser points

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!