OK so BIG NEWS!
Chapter 1: So my roommate Amanda recently made the desision to move out of the apartment. This seemed rather random to me but it all makes sense I suppose. She is going to move to Vermont, near her new school Goddard. So who may you ask is going to take her place? JAY IS! Yep, Jason Dewbinski(I do not care if I spelled that wrong). Best house ever? Possibly! VERY POSSIBLY!
Chapter 2: I may be getting a new job soon. What will this new job be? SECURITY GUARD! AT A MENTAL HOSPITAL! Yes, I am the man.
Chapter 3: So Britney Spears has a song about Masterbation on her new cd! Apparantly "Guys make songs about it all the time, so why not girls?" good question Britney, VERY good question. Here are the lyrics:
Touch Of My Hand Lyrics
by Britney Spears
I’m not ashamed of the things that I dream
I find myself flirting with the verge of obscene
Into the unknown, I will be bold
I’m going to places I can be out of control
And I don’t want to explain tonight
All the things I’ve tried to hide
I shut myself out from the world so I
Can draw the blinds and I’ll teach myself to fly
I love myself
It’s not a sin
I can’t control what’s happenin’
‘Cause I just discovered
Imagination’s taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand
From the small of my back and the arch of my feet
Lately I’ve been noticin’ the beautiful me
I’m all in my skin and I’m not gonna wait
I’m into myself in the most precious way
And I don’t want to explain tonight
All the things I’ve tried to hide
I shut myself out from the world so I
Can draw the blinds and I’ll teach myself to fly
‘Cause I just discovered
Imagination’s taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand
There’s a
And my body is mine
I won’t be left behind
I’m already here
‘Cause I just discovered
Imagination’s taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand
‘Cause I just discovered
Imagination’s taking over
Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand
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Any thoughts?
Chapter 4: My cat Barles is pretty awesome, let's have a look.
For the record I had no part in this, but I kind of wish I did!
THE END (what?)
PS:(yep, this IS a letter) Here is my movie
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