I Have met some weird
ass people in pine hill...but this lady that me max and matt met tonight took the gold so far.
when adrain got a ride home me and the guys went up to pine hill wawa because i said i wanted iced tea and matt figured he wanted to get something to because its so nice out lately it just makes you want to walk everywhere. so we get our stuff and we go across the street into the gazeeboe? i dont know how you spell it, so we're sitting there talking and i see this lady walking up to us. the first thing that crosses my mind is "oh no heres another one".
so she comes up to the gazeeboe and asks us if we have a light, we said "no sorry" and she just sat down in there anyways, and we all kinda looked at eachother because she just seemed a little weird.
...and we were right about that. weird isnt even a strong enough adjective to describe this woman, she was borderline insane. she basically started hitting on max and saying how he was the good looking one out of all of us and asking him why he hung out with us in the first place and i guess max was becoming to full of himself to realize that this lady was nuts. hahahaha and she would do this creepy fuckin laugh that made us all start cracking up, we couldnt help it she was so damn weird.
and at the end of every laugh she would have these random episodes of schizophrenia, a few of them that i remember pretty vividly is when she stopped laughing for a long time and mumbled under her breath (and this is what got me and matt really freaked out.)
"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....(then she hung her head down and started talking to herself)why rape me? why did you do it george? why rape? i cant believe you (i caught matts eye and we just stared at eachother speechless, i dont think she realized what she was saying at all)...so how old are you guys? <--- *she asked us that about 5 times*
i dont even wunna start with the other crap she ranted about.
i couldnt stop laughing, max was probably just thinking of how good looking he was the whole time because he didnt really respond to much or pay attention after she told him how cute he was hahaha and every time i looked at matt he looked like he was getting more and more scared, he kept saying he wanted to leave. but i wouldnt. almost every crazy person has their own story, they all have some kind of lesson or moral to teach
Crazy Poor Black Guy- "smoking pot is a wild ride...gotta get dat smooooooooth shit to know whatcha talkin bout"
Mendez (the forgotton champion boxer who at the time was going through kidney and liver failure) - gotta live your life, you never know when death is gonna come around
Pockets - i actually dont know what pockets lesson was to be honest, i wasnt there for that one. the guys told me tonight but i wasnt really listening all i know is that they said it was very inspiring and awesome.
Roller Blade Chick - her lesson sucked...haha fug it
but they all had one. some were inspiring, such as pockets and mendez. others were not so in the range of being the most motivational things to say to a 16-17 year old.
...and i was waiting for this lady to finally say it. the speech that would keep me up all night just thinking about it. but she didnt seem to be getting to it anytime fast...ohh and i forgot to mention that she had a lighter on her the whole time. that got me kinda nervous because she came up to us asking for a light in the first place. every time she put her hand in her bag i had myself ready to run...but she was alright and didnt pull out anything unusual...like a rocket launcher. it came around to be 10 and matt was just really uncomfortable and freaked out, so i told him we could leave and before we made our exit, the lady, "nancy", told max she had something for him, so she goes into her purse and pulls out this little post it note size looking pad, rips out a sheet of it, and gives it to max. as we said goodbye and walked away we all couldnt help look over our shoulders the whole way home, i could still hear her laugh i dont know what the paper said that she had given max, but if it doesnt have some kind of intelectual meaning to it, im going to be very disappointed.
damn...thats pine hill for you. i swear im gonna have a bad dream about her now and its gonna piss me off. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggg
when adrain got a ride home me and the guys went up to pine hill wawa because i said i wanted iced tea and matt figured he wanted to get something to because its so nice out lately it just makes you want to walk everywhere. so we get our stuff and we go across the street into the gazeeboe? i dont know how you spell it, so we're sitting there talking and i see this lady walking up to us. the first thing that crosses my mind is "oh no heres another one".
so she comes up to the gazeeboe and asks us if we have a light, we said "no sorry" and she just sat down in there anyways, and we all kinda looked at eachother because she just seemed a little weird.
...and we were right about that. weird isnt even a strong enough adjective to describe this woman, she was borderline insane. she basically started hitting on max and saying how he was the good looking one out of all of us and asking him why he hung out with us in the first place and i guess max was becoming to full of himself to realize that this lady was nuts. hahahaha and she would do this creepy fuckin laugh that made us all start cracking up, we couldnt help it she was so damn weird.
and at the end of every laugh she would have these random episodes of schizophrenia, a few of them that i remember pretty vividly is when she stopped laughing for a long time and mumbled under her breath (and this is what got me and matt really freaked out.)
"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....(then she hung her head down and started talking to herself)why rape me? why did you do it george? why rape? i cant believe you (i caught matts eye and we just stared at eachother speechless, i dont think she realized what she was saying at all)...so how old are you guys? <--- *she asked us that about 5 times*
i dont even wunna start with the other crap she ranted about.
i couldnt stop laughing, max was probably just thinking of how good looking he was the whole time because he didnt really respond to much or pay attention after she told him how cute he was hahaha and every time i looked at matt he looked like he was getting more and more scared, he kept saying he wanted to leave. but i wouldnt. almost every crazy person has their own story, they all have some kind of lesson or moral to teach
Crazy Poor Black Guy- "smoking pot is a wild ride...gotta get dat smooooooooth shit to know whatcha talkin bout"
Mendez (the forgotton champion boxer who at the time was going through kidney and liver failure) - gotta live your life, you never know when death is gonna come around
Pockets - i actually dont know what pockets lesson was to be honest, i wasnt there for that one. the guys told me tonight but i wasnt really listening all i know is that they said it was very inspiring and awesome.
Roller Blade Chick - her lesson sucked...haha fug it
but they all had one. some were inspiring, such as pockets and mendez. others were not so in the range of being the most motivational things to say to a 16-17 year old.
...and i was waiting for this lady to finally say it. the speech that would keep me up all night just thinking about it. but she didnt seem to be getting to it anytime fast...ohh and i forgot to mention that she had a lighter on her the whole time. that got me kinda nervous because she came up to us asking for a light in the first place. every time she put her hand in her bag i had myself ready to run...but she was alright and didnt pull out anything unusual...like a rocket launcher. it came around to be 10 and matt was just really uncomfortable and freaked out, so i told him we could leave and before we made our exit, the lady, "nancy", told max she had something for him, so she goes into her purse and pulls out this little post it note size looking pad, rips out a sheet of it, and gives it to max. as we said goodbye and walked away we all couldnt help look over our shoulders the whole way home, i could still hear her laugh i dont know what the paper said that she had given max, but if it doesnt have some kind of intelectual meaning to it, im going to be very disappointed.
damn...thats pine hill for you. i swear im gonna have a bad dream about her now and its gonna piss me off. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggg