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If I were a month I would be: April
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be: 10:30 pm
If I were a planet I would be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal I would be: Seal
If I were a direction I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Sofa
If I were a historical figure I would be: Thomas Jefferson
If I were a liquid I would be: Fruit juice
If I were a stone, I would be: Granite
If I were a tree, I would be: Weeping willow
If I were a bird, I would be: Robin
If I were a tool, I would be: Staple remover
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Ivy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Overcast clouds
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Unicorn
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Cello
If I were an animal, I would be: Dog
If I were a color, I would be: Blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: Exuberance
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Tomato
If I were a sound, I would be: Doorbell
If I were an element, I would be: Water
If I were a car, I would be: Hybrid vehicle
If I were a song, I would be: Kate by Ben Folds Five
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Sophia Coppola
If I were a book, I would be written by: Kurt Vonnegut
If I were a food, I would be: Chow mein
If I were a place, I would be: Italy
If I were a material, I would be: Wood
If I were a taste, I would be: Oranges
If I were a scent, I would be: Cookies baking
If I were a religion, I would be: Taosim
If I were a word, I would be: Incognito
If I were an object, I would be: Book
If I were a body part I would be: Shoulders
If I were a facial expression I would be: Smile
If I were a subject in school I would be: English
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Lois from Family Guy
If I were a shape I would be: Circle
If I were a number I would be: 3