These feet are cold and beat and strangers to the ground
I'm home.
Boston is full of people and places I will be missing. Boston Common is full of rabid squirrels that like to jump on people's legs.
New Jersey is filthy fucking disgusting. And New York was pretty nasty too.
Washington DC is creepy as hell. It's like a police state, except crawling with tourists. I flicked off the White House and have photographic evidence. Most fittingly, the reflecting pool in front of the Capitol was muddy and full of trash, while Bible thumpers were camped out on the lawn reading the Bible over a PA system. In the midst of this scene a truck full of police cruised by. I think it was an appropriate metaphor for what's happening in this country.
Lucky Number Slevin was awesome!
Virginia is full of cannibals. You can tell because the cannibals always have the abandoned school buses in their yards. School buses are like Hungry Man Microwaveable Dinners for cannibals.
I think I saw someone get killed in North Carolina. No, really.
Well, I'm home. Hang out with me, dammit.
Boston is full of people and places I will be missing. Boston Common is full of rabid squirrels that like to jump on people's legs.
New Jersey is filthy fucking disgusting. And New York was pretty nasty too.
Washington DC is creepy as hell. It's like a police state, except crawling with tourists. I flicked off the White House and have photographic evidence. Most fittingly, the reflecting pool in front of the Capitol was muddy and full of trash, while Bible thumpers were camped out on the lawn reading the Bible over a PA system. In the midst of this scene a truck full of police cruised by. I think it was an appropriate metaphor for what's happening in this country.
Lucky Number Slevin was awesome!
Virginia is full of cannibals. You can tell because the cannibals always have the abandoned school buses in their yards. School buses are like Hungry Man Microwaveable Dinners for cannibals.
I think I saw someone get killed in North Carolina. No, really.
Well, I'm home. Hang out with me, dammit.