Life, the Universe and Scientology
I've been trying to figure out what's been going on around the ship, but the Cortex News is apparently on strike. This is a gorram shame. I spend so much time on the gorram bridge trying to make sure we don't run in to anything that I really need them to do their job to keep up.
One recent development is I discovered one of my toy dinosaurs missing. Not sure how that happened. Maybe Jayne's trying to play some kind of joke on me. His sense of humor isn't exactly what one would call developed.
I was thinking about Shepherd_Book recently. He must have a hard life trying to get people to understand his religion. Ever since Scientology became the dominant religion back in 2437, Christians have had such a rough time getting people to take them seriously.
Hmm... rough time... I think I need to go find Zoe...
One recent development is I discovered one of my toy dinosaurs missing. Not sure how that happened. Maybe Jayne's trying to play some kind of joke on me. His sense of humor isn't exactly what one would call developed.
I was thinking about Shepherd_Book recently. He must have a hard life trying to get people to understand his religion. Ever since Scientology became the dominant religion back in 2437, Christians have had such a rough time getting people to take them seriously.
Hmm... rough time... I think I need to go find Zoe...