itp: A wolf might be stalking you.

[wasaredherring]

[Today, you may feel like you're being watched. You might occasionally hear the muffled sounds of footsteps, or even see a brief flash of movement when you turn around. Because really, what's the point of being turned into a wolf if that said person can't have some fun with it

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[purpleprosebud]

[I AM COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS. Also sparkling]

[wasaredherring]

[Keeping a little behind him, just out of sight.]

[purpleprosebud]

[ladidadidah sparkle sparkle prance~ For some reason I keep thinking I should be wearing a red cloak]

[wasaredherring]

[Be lucky that your name isn't peter and/or you have pets with you right now

Oops, was that a branch snapping under someone's foot?~]

[purpleprosebud]

[sorry, still too subtle. Also, prosing.]

The delicate beauty of the green needles laid starkly against the stark brown of the tree trunks, surely these woods are the nest of the goddess of beauty!

[wasaredherring]

...

[GROWLING. You stop that right now young man.]

[purpleprosebud]

[stops] A wolf! Oh, what a marvelous sight!

[wasaredherring]

....

[you don't have any self preservation instincts, do you.]

[purpleprosebud]

[no.] To run freely in the woods, white coat ablaze with light under the moon, hunting must be a wonderful life.

[wasaredherring]

[HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS WARNING GROWL]

[purpleprosebud]

[droops forever] Not even the beasts of the woods appreciate my high-class nature.

[wasaredherring]

[I'm just- going to try and trip you into the snowbank now, okay?]

[purpleprosebud]

[:( it's cooold. But it did shut him up for a few nanoseconds]

[wasaredherring]

[VICTORY FROLIC, and by frolic I mean sitting on]

[purpleprosebud]

[sdkfjlkj you're heavy]

[wasaredherring]

[Cold nose to the back of the neck |D]