itp: A wolf might be stalking you.

[wasaredherring]

[Today, you may feel like you're being watched. You might occasionally hear the muffled sounds of footsteps, or even see a brief flash of movement when you turn around. Because really, what's the point of being turned into a wolf if that said person can't have some fun with it

Comments

[ovoretherainbow]

[looking at where the wolf is hiding.] I'm not food, you know.

[wasaredherring]

[looking up, all innocence, tail wagging even!]

[ovoretherainbow]

You're kinda cute.

[wasaredherring]

[Look, look how cute I am! Just going to get a little closer....]

[ovoretherainbow]

[hi Cielo has a gun] On de other hand I've already been eaten by one zombie dog. Mon, dat was embarrassin'

[wasaredherring]

[IS NOT A ZOMBIE DOG D8]

[ovoretherainbow]

[AND YOU ARE STALKING ME, THEREFORE I DON'T TRUST THIS]

[wasaredherring]

[...

LOOK AT HOW CUTE I AM. SEE THIS? THIS IS FUCKING MOE. ps don'tshoot]

[ovoretherainbow]

[I'm not actually planning on it unless you're a threat. SOMEWHAT BELATEDLY]

...Are you a camper?

[wasaredherring]

[Doesn't answer! But he does come trotting up, wagging his tail high.]

[ovoretherainbow]

[yeah not shooting] You're a lot prettier dan de zombie dog, at least.

[wasaredherring]

[preening to himself so much.]

[ovoretherainbow]

And kinda vain.

[wasaredherring]

[Oh sorry, was that a headbutt? That was completely a mistake, won't do it again.]

[ovoretherainbow]

'Ey! Stop dat.

[wasaredherring]

[What was that? pile snow on you? You got it buddy.]