Irc log
Cielo|videogames> O ZHORES
Cielo|videogames> you're so gay for Louise
Cielo|videogames> hey did you take him from the A ending?
Zhores> HE'S SARCASTIC AND CHARMING IN HIS OWN WAY a-and he's a good conversation partner. And, well, we both know what Zhores is like on the inside
Cielo|videogames> toppable?
Zhores> I was about to say "kind of a softie once you get past all the prickly bits" but y-yeah
Cielo|videogames> XD that works too! But I prefer my version
Zhores> sob
* Cielo|videogames pets.
* Cielo|videogames and tops
Zhores> :< iyaaaaa
Cielo|videogames> well at least Cielo doesn't carry a whip around!
Cielo|videogames> ....admittedly with the amount of weaponry, healing items, status items, and random miscellaneous crap he has in his pockets, Louise would probably like his pockets
Zhores> XDDDDD
Zhores> but none of them are aphrodisiacs... wait the charm items might be
Cielo|videogames> well DDS doesn't have charm items I think
Cielo|videogames> Nocturne on the other hand!
Cielo|videogames> and since the DDS people bought a crapload of stock from the Manikin, I would so not be surprised if Cielo had some wagtail plumes in his pocket
Zhores> SOB
Zhores> N-no louise no
Cielo|videogames> * Louise puts the wagtail plume in
Zhores> bjhrdilghrdlhjdrhr
Zhores> NOT A STORAGE CONTAINER, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THIS
Cielo|videogames> NEVER
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Zhores> LEAVE MY INTESTINES OUT OF THIS
Zhores> well, yes
Cielo|videogames> YOUR INTESTINES LIKE IT
Zhores> LIES, other then what the in-game text says
Cielo|videogames> YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH CANON
Zhores> PLEASE? CAN I PLEASE?
Cielo|videogames> * CANON PUTS IN TOOTHBRUSHES AND DENIES
Zhores> hauhauhauhauhau
Cielo|videogames> ...goddamnit I'm on my third boss battle in a row
Zhores> and also I just noticed it but YEAH, I took Zhores from the A ending
Zhores> :< what game?
Cielo|videogames> what not the C ending? XD
Zhores> dsfilhgildrhogfjhntjhntrfnmtr
Cielo|videogames> Suikoden Tierkries!
Zhores> WHY IS THAT A C ENDING
Cielo|videogames> because D endings involve violent topping?
Zhores> I WAS VIOLENTLY TOPPED BY A BULLET THROUGH MY CHEST
Cielo|videogames> Well yes
Cielo|videogames> oh good I didn't have to actually fight the third boss
Cielo|videogames> ....Louise would totally use bullets during sex
Zhores> no that's kia
Zhores> ... and okay louise
Cielo|videogames> No, Kia would use a gun to threaten. And possibly put it in. Louise would just put in the bullets
Cielo|videogames> Especially if the person he was topping used a gun
Zhores> . . .
Zhores> that's what, three or four characters
Cielo|videogames> Let's see, Zhores and Lawless. Maybe Werner.
Cielo|videogames> And Kia
Cielo|videogames> so yeah
Cielo|videogames> ......so now I'm picturing Louise putting bullets in Kia's ass
Zhores> "Ara~ You know these will give you lead poisoning Kia, so you'd better make sure I finish fast~"
Cielo|videogames> XDDDD orz
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Cielo|videogames> I do want to see Zhores as a woman
Cielo|videogames> * Louise seduces anyway
Zhores> who doesn't!
Zhores> ...see, i can see louise being male-leaning bi
Cielo|videogames> That's about what I've always figured, actually
* Zhores nods
Cielo|videogames> Well, he does say once that gender is irrelevant
Cielo|videogames> ...at the same time, I can't actually picture him with a woman
Zhores> I mean, Kia likes women too, and I'm pretty sure Zhores is sort of close enough to the middle (lol non-sexual sexuality) that he doesn't have too much of a preference, just he's got a lot of male targets.
Zhores> Yeah, me neither
Cielo|videogames> ....non-sexual sexuality does describe Zhores pretty well
Zhores> GOD Zhores's sexuality is kinda messed up when you think about it
Cielo|videogames> ...essay about that :D?
Zhores> I mean I assume he's around 25, and if he was trained since he was 18 (or whatever the legal age for the soviet union was), that... can't really be good for someone's sexuality.
Cielo|videogames> ...yeah, that's true.
Cielo|videogames> I'd tend to figure he thinks about it basically as a tool, that he also enjoys?
Zhores> In a lot of ways what he's doing now with Prussia, and what he did with the library boy seem... more like things he's hardwired to do, sure he enjoys it, but it's also something that he's removed from and also views it a tool at the same time.
Cielo|videogames> that makes sense
Cielo|videogames> ...so he is seducing Prussia? Or would be without the no-sex rule?
Zhores> he would be, and at the same time he's genuinely interested in him
Cielo|videogames> is he usually interested in the people he screws?
Zhores> I think it's something that when he's not trying to be emotionless, he can't really turn it off. I mean if he knew he was doing it he could control it, but!
Zhores> I mean look at him interacting with everybody who's he's not in an adversarial relationship with
Zhores> And no, I don't think he's all that interested in the people, mostly the challenge
Cielo|videogames> He does tend to be rather...coldly observant until someone manages to break past his initial guard
Cielo|videogames> ...hey what does he think of Reiner now?
Zhores> yeah. and then there's his "friendly/seducing mode" which is in between his real feelings and the other way he acts.
Zhores> UH
Zhores> Sliiightly complicated?
Cielo|videogames> ...of course, considering he effectively betrays pretty much everyone he seduces. Man that can't be good for him
Zhores> See that's interesting for me
Zhores> because he'd be dead if he did that all the time
Cielo|videogames> Well, if they know he betrayed them
Cielo|videogames> I'd consider passing along information that could damage a lover a betrayal even if they never know'
Zhores> that's what I figure. if the people know you pulled something off, then they either go after you, or the government puts a tag on that person for passing along false info/recruitment/eventual death.
Zhores> AH YEAH
Zhores> in that case he's betrayed just about everybody he's slept with
Cielo|videogames> how does he view that?
Zhores> part of the job
Cielo|videogames> o zhores
Zhores> see, I think he has two ways he thinks about people, civilians, and people in his line of work
Cielo|videogames> Are most people he seduces in his line of work?
Zhores> civilians (even Louise) are people he doesn't want to see get hurt, even in the ending where he dies (and there's not much of a relationship built up) he views himself as someone who it's dangerous to be around.
Cielo|videogames> that makes a lot of sense
Cielo|videogames> how does he view the people in camp that are neither civilians nor spies?
Zhores> And other then the occasional "practice" sex or anything to keep up appearances, I don't think he gets too involved with them sexualy.
Cielo|videogames> ....the phrase practice sex amuses me
Zhores> Like Government officials and people with info other then spies? they're not civilians
Zhores> they're part of the people in his line of work
Cielo|videogames> that makes sense
Zhores> Now there IS a gray zone, but i don't think it's that large
Cielo|videogames> What about people like Cielo, who have no information but can't really be classified as civilians because lol war?
Cielo|videogames> or hasn't he really encountered that yet?
Zhores> Still civilians, but ones he'd have more of a understanding with
Cielo|videogames> that makes sense
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Cielo|videogames> man, if Kia or Louise ever get an STD, half the population of West Germany is doomed
Zhores> I think that they might still take missions, but I could also see them being a lot more close to each other.
Cielo|videogames> I wish the game could've shown an epilogue or something
Zhores> ... oh god
Cielo|videogames> Unless the self-lubricating anus is an std, of course!
Zhores> ... PANDEMIC 3: THE AO EDITION
Cielo|videogames> XDDDD I would so play tat
Cielo|videogames> *that
Zhores> MADAGASCAR DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE
* Cielo|videogames fucks Madagascar
Zhores> :|b
Cielo|videogames> ...man screwing a country would be kinda awkward
Zhores> . . . well
Cielo|videogames> Well unless we're talking about Hetalia personifications
Zhores> I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
Cielo|videogames> .....KIA AND LOUISE ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO SLEEP WITH ANY HETALIA CHARACTERS
Zhores> >D
Zhores> I CAN LIVE WITH THAT
Cielo|videogames> * Louise seduces Prussia
* Zhores INVADES AMERICA'S VITAL- HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PRUSSIA
Cielo|videogames> :)
Cielo|videogames> Would you care to join in? :)
Zhores> Touching anything that used to be a part of Russia SUMMONS Russia
Zhores> ...well
Zhores> ...huh
Cielo|videogames> ...then you're doomed already
Zhores> ... okay too late there
Zhores> * Louise summons Russia, TERRIFYING PORN OCCURS
Cielo|videogames> Although probably not the most terrifying porn in AO!
Zhores> ... c-can I quote this in zhores' journal?
Cielo|videogames> ...so wait, is this a Russia/Prussia/Louise/Zhores foursome?
Cielo|videogames> Sure!
Zhores> . . . TWO OF THEM WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE, GUESS WHICH ONES
Cielo|videogames> That's okay, Louise would teach Russia how to make sure you like it :)
Zhores> v gdrtskhnd;lhnr;lvkhkdrh
Zhores> OH MAN LOOK AT THE TIME, I HAVE TO GO EAT A BULLET
Cielo|videogames> HEY WAIT NO C ENDINGS ALLOWED
Zhores> IN THIS CASE IT'S THE A ENDING FOR THIS SITUATION
Cielo|videogames> THE A ENDING NEVER INVOLVE DEATH
Cielo|videogames> JUST A LOT OF LITTLE ONES
Cielo|videogames> ALTHOUGH USING BULLETS AS SEX TOYS IS ALLOWED
Zhores> IT'S A LOT OF LITTLE DEATHS, FIRST THE DEATH OF MY ORGANS THROUGH LACK OF BLOOD, THEN WE MOVE TO THE BRAIN, EVERYBODY'S HAPPY
Cielo|videogames> DENIED
Zhores> YOUR DENIAL IS VETOD
Cielo|videogames> I VETO YOUR VETO OF MY DENIAL
Zhores> YEAH WELL I VETO'D YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT
Zhores> ...wait
Cielo|videogames> O LOOK THERE'S A TRIBE OF HUNGRY DEMON CANNIBALS
Zhores> . . . SO
Zhores> MAN, THAT TRIBE OF HUNGRY CANNIBALS LOOKS LIKE A GREAT WAY TO GET OUT OF A ORGY WITH RUSSIA
Zhores> ...sob
Cielo|videogames> ...not after they hear that that's what you're trying to avoid, if you upset Sera
Cielo|videogames> because AO likes hurting people's souls
Zhores> I'LL ASK FOR A MERCY VORING THEN
Cielo|videogames> DENIED. GO ORGY
Cielo|videogames> WE'LL VORE YOU AFTER
Zhores> BUT I DON'T WANT TO CATCH THE STD THAT'S GOING TO WIPE OUT RUSSIA
Cielo|videogames> YOU ALREADY HAVE THE ANAL LUBRICATION STD
Zhores> LA LA LA DOESN'T EXIST. I DO BELIEVE IN BASIC ANATOMY I DO BELIEVE IN BASIC ANATOMY.
Cielo|videogames> * Basic Anatomy feels you don't believe enough and dies
Zhores> NOOOO, MY NON-LUBRICATING ANUS, COME BACK!
Cielo|videogames> ....so are you picturing an anus running away
Zhores> ...
Zhores> ...
Zhores> ...
Zhores> ...
Zhores> ..
Cielo|videogames> I think that's the most dots I've ever gotten out of you at one time!
Zhores> ... I- I'm going to watch the toothbrush scene, to get that image out of my mind
Cielo|videogames> XDDDDDD
Cielo|videogames> you're so gay for Louise
Cielo|videogames> hey did you take him from the A ending?
Zhores> HE'S SARCASTIC AND CHARMING IN HIS OWN WAY a-and he's a good conversation partner. And, well, we both know what Zhores is like on the inside
Cielo|videogames> toppable?
Zhores> I was about to say "kind of a softie once you get past all the prickly bits" but y-yeah
Cielo|videogames> XD that works too! But I prefer my version
Zhores> sob
* Cielo|videogames pets.
* Cielo|videogames and tops
Zhores> :< iyaaaaa
Cielo|videogames> well at least Cielo doesn't carry a whip around!
Cielo|videogames> ....admittedly with the amount of weaponry, healing items, status items, and random miscellaneous crap he has in his pockets, Louise would probably like his pockets
Zhores> XDDDDD
Zhores> but none of them are aphrodisiacs... wait the charm items might be
Cielo|videogames> well DDS doesn't have charm items I think
Cielo|videogames> Nocturne on the other hand!
Cielo|videogames> and since the DDS people bought a crapload of stock from the Manikin, I would so not be surprised if Cielo had some wagtail plumes in his pocket
Zhores> SOB
Zhores> N-no louise no
Cielo|videogames> * Louise puts the wagtail plume in
Zhores> bjhrdilghrdlhjdrhr
Zhores> NOT A STORAGE CONTAINER, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THIS
Cielo|videogames> NEVER
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Zhores> LEAVE MY INTESTINES OUT OF THIS
Zhores> well, yes
Cielo|videogames> YOUR INTESTINES LIKE IT
Zhores> LIES, other then what the in-game text says
Cielo|videogames> YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH CANON
Zhores> PLEASE? CAN I PLEASE?
Cielo|videogames> * CANON PUTS IN TOOTHBRUSHES AND DENIES
Zhores> hauhauhauhauhau
Cielo|videogames> ...goddamnit I'm on my third boss battle in a row
Zhores> and also I just noticed it but YEAH, I took Zhores from the A ending
Zhores> :< what game?
Cielo|videogames> what not the C ending? XD
Zhores> dsfilhgildrhogfjhntjhntrfnmtr
Cielo|videogames> Suikoden Tierkries!
Zhores> WHY IS THAT A C ENDING
Cielo|videogames> because D endings involve violent topping?
Zhores> I WAS VIOLENTLY TOPPED BY A BULLET THROUGH MY CHEST
Cielo|videogames> Well yes
Cielo|videogames> oh good I didn't have to actually fight the third boss
Cielo|videogames> ....Louise would totally use bullets during sex
Zhores> no that's kia
Zhores> ... and okay louise
Cielo|videogames> No, Kia would use a gun to threaten. And possibly put it in. Louise would just put in the bullets
Cielo|videogames> Especially if the person he was topping used a gun
Zhores> . . .
Zhores> that's what, three or four characters
Cielo|videogames> Let's see, Zhores and Lawless. Maybe Werner.
Cielo|videogames> And Kia
Cielo|videogames> so yeah
Cielo|videogames> ......so now I'm picturing Louise putting bullets in Kia's ass
Zhores> "Ara~ You know these will give you lead poisoning Kia, so you'd better make sure I finish fast~"
Cielo|videogames> XDDDD orz
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Cielo|videogames> I do want to see Zhores as a woman
Cielo|videogames> * Louise seduces anyway
Zhores> who doesn't!
Zhores> ...see, i can see louise being male-leaning bi
Cielo|videogames> That's about what I've always figured, actually
* Zhores nods
Cielo|videogames> Well, he does say once that gender is irrelevant
Cielo|videogames> ...at the same time, I can't actually picture him with a woman
Zhores> I mean, Kia likes women too, and I'm pretty sure Zhores is sort of close enough to the middle (lol non-sexual sexuality) that he doesn't have too much of a preference, just he's got a lot of male targets.
Zhores> Yeah, me neither
Cielo|videogames> ....non-sexual sexuality does describe Zhores pretty well
Zhores> GOD Zhores's sexuality is kinda messed up when you think about it
Cielo|videogames> ...essay about that :D?
Zhores> I mean I assume he's around 25, and if he was trained since he was 18 (or whatever the legal age for the soviet union was), that... can't really be good for someone's sexuality.
Cielo|videogames> ...yeah, that's true.
Cielo|videogames> I'd tend to figure he thinks about it basically as a tool, that he also enjoys?
Zhores> In a lot of ways what he's doing now with Prussia, and what he did with the library boy seem... more like things he's hardwired to do, sure he enjoys it, but it's also something that he's removed from and also views it a tool at the same time.
Cielo|videogames> that makes sense
Cielo|videogames> ...so he is seducing Prussia? Or would be without the no-sex rule?
Zhores> he would be, and at the same time he's genuinely interested in him
Cielo|videogames> is he usually interested in the people he screws?
Zhores> I think it's something that when he's not trying to be emotionless, he can't really turn it off. I mean if he knew he was doing it he could control it, but!
Zhores> I mean look at him interacting with everybody who's he's not in an adversarial relationship with
Zhores> And no, I don't think he's all that interested in the people, mostly the challenge
Cielo|videogames> He does tend to be rather...coldly observant until someone manages to break past his initial guard
Cielo|videogames> ...hey what does he think of Reiner now?
Zhores> yeah. and then there's his "friendly/seducing mode" which is in between his real feelings and the other way he acts.
Zhores> UH
Zhores> Sliiightly complicated?
Cielo|videogames> ...of course, considering he effectively betrays pretty much everyone he seduces. Man that can't be good for him
Zhores> See that's interesting for me
Zhores> because he'd be dead if he did that all the time
Cielo|videogames> Well, if they know he betrayed them
Cielo|videogames> I'd consider passing along information that could damage a lover a betrayal even if they never know'
Zhores> that's what I figure. if the people know you pulled something off, then they either go after you, or the government puts a tag on that person for passing along false info/recruitment/eventual death.
Zhores> AH YEAH
Zhores> in that case he's betrayed just about everybody he's slept with
Cielo|videogames> how does he view that?
Zhores> part of the job
Cielo|videogames> o zhores
Zhores> see, I think he has two ways he thinks about people, civilians, and people in his line of work
Cielo|videogames> Are most people he seduces in his line of work?
Zhores> civilians (even Louise) are people he doesn't want to see get hurt, even in the ending where he dies (and there's not much of a relationship built up) he views himself as someone who it's dangerous to be around.
Cielo|videogames> that makes a lot of sense
Cielo|videogames> how does he view the people in camp that are neither civilians nor spies?
Zhores> And other then the occasional "practice" sex or anything to keep up appearances, I don't think he gets too involved with them sexualy.
Cielo|videogames> ....the phrase practice sex amuses me
Zhores> Like Government officials and people with info other then spies? they're not civilians
Zhores> they're part of the people in his line of work
Cielo|videogames> that makes sense
Zhores> Now there IS a gray zone, but i don't think it's that large
Cielo|videogames> What about people like Cielo, who have no information but can't really be classified as civilians because lol war?
Cielo|videogames> or hasn't he really encountered that yet?
Zhores> Still civilians, but ones he'd have more of a understanding with
Cielo|videogames> that makes sense
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Cielo|videogames> man, if Kia or Louise ever get an STD, half the population of West Germany is doomed
Zhores> I think that they might still take missions, but I could also see them being a lot more close to each other.
Cielo|videogames> I wish the game could've shown an epilogue or something
Zhores> ... oh god
Cielo|videogames> Unless the self-lubricating anus is an std, of course!
Zhores> ... PANDEMIC 3: THE AO EDITION
Cielo|videogames> XDDDD I would so play tat
Cielo|videogames> *that
Zhores> MADAGASCAR DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHANCE
* Cielo|videogames fucks Madagascar
Zhores> :|b
Cielo|videogames> ...man screwing a country would be kinda awkward
Zhores> . . . well
Cielo|videogames> Well unless we're talking about Hetalia personifications
Zhores> I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
Cielo|videogames> .....KIA AND LOUISE ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO SLEEP WITH ANY HETALIA CHARACTERS
Zhores> >D
Zhores> I CAN LIVE WITH THAT
Cielo|videogames> * Louise seduces Prussia
* Zhores INVADES AMERICA'S VITAL- HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PRUSSIA
Cielo|videogames> :)
Cielo|videogames> Would you care to join in? :)
Zhores> Touching anything that used to be a part of Russia SUMMONS Russia
Zhores> ...well
Zhores> ...huh
Cielo|videogames> ...then you're doomed already
Zhores> ... okay too late there
Zhores> * Louise summons Russia, TERRIFYING PORN OCCURS
Cielo|videogames> Although probably not the most terrifying porn in AO!
Zhores> ... c-can I quote this in zhores' journal?
Cielo|videogames> ...so wait, is this a Russia/Prussia/Louise/Zhores foursome?
Cielo|videogames> Sure!
Zhores> . . . TWO OF THEM WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE, GUESS WHICH ONES
Cielo|videogames> That's okay, Louise would teach Russia how to make sure you like it :)
Zhores> v gdrtskhnd;lhnr;lvkhkdrh
Zhores> OH MAN LOOK AT THE TIME, I HAVE TO GO EAT A BULLET
Cielo|videogames> HEY WAIT NO C ENDINGS ALLOWED
Zhores> IN THIS CASE IT'S THE A ENDING FOR THIS SITUATION
Cielo|videogames> THE A ENDING NEVER INVOLVE DEATH
Cielo|videogames> JUST A LOT OF LITTLE ONES
Cielo|videogames> ALTHOUGH USING BULLETS AS SEX TOYS IS ALLOWED
Zhores> IT'S A LOT OF LITTLE DEATHS, FIRST THE DEATH OF MY ORGANS THROUGH LACK OF BLOOD, THEN WE MOVE TO THE BRAIN, EVERYBODY'S HAPPY
Cielo|videogames> DENIED
Zhores> YOUR DENIAL IS VETOD
Cielo|videogames> I VETO YOUR VETO OF MY DENIAL
Zhores> YEAH WELL I VETO'D YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT
Zhores> ...wait
Cielo|videogames> O LOOK THERE'S A TRIBE OF HUNGRY DEMON CANNIBALS
Zhores> . . . SO
Zhores> MAN, THAT TRIBE OF HUNGRY CANNIBALS LOOKS LIKE A GREAT WAY TO GET OUT OF A ORGY WITH RUSSIA
Zhores> ...sob
Cielo|videogames> ...not after they hear that that's what you're trying to avoid, if you upset Sera
Cielo|videogames> because AO likes hurting people's souls
Zhores> I'LL ASK FOR A MERCY VORING THEN
Cielo|videogames> DENIED. GO ORGY
Cielo|videogames> WE'LL VORE YOU AFTER
Zhores> BUT I DON'T WANT TO CATCH THE STD THAT'S GOING TO WIPE OUT RUSSIA
Cielo|videogames> YOU ALREADY HAVE THE ANAL LUBRICATION STD
Zhores> LA LA LA DOESN'T EXIST. I DO BELIEVE IN BASIC ANATOMY I DO BELIEVE IN BASIC ANATOMY.
Cielo|videogames> * Basic Anatomy feels you don't believe enough and dies
Zhores> NOOOO, MY NON-LUBRICATING ANUS, COME BACK!
Cielo|videogames> ....so are you picturing an anus running away
Zhores> ...
Zhores> ...
Zhores> ...
Zhores> ...
Zhores> ..
Cielo|videogames> I think that's the most dots I've ever gotten out of you at one time!
Zhores> ... I- I'm going to watch the toothbrush scene, to get that image out of my mind
Cielo|videogames> XDDDDDD