I'm so glad we have a Greek system at USC . . .

[wasabirobot]

A guy (First Frat Boy) comes into the computer lab and sits directly behind me. A few minutes after sitting down, he says to no one in particular. "God, I knew it. I knew that guy was gay!" Then, silence. A few minutes later two friends join him. . .

First Frat Boy: "So, I just saw this kid that I went to middle school with on The Facebook. We always knew he was gay. We'd be like 'you're gay'. Look, I just found him. He is gay!"

Second Frat Boy: "Are you friends with him."

First Frat Boy: "No, not really."

Second Frat Boy: "I mean on the Facebook?"

First Frat Boy: "Yeah, I am now."

Second Frat Boy: "You're a faggot. You have gay friends."

First Frat Boy: "Shut up."

Second Frat Boy: "I'm not sleeping on my stomach around you anymore."

Third Frat Boy: "I had a gay uncle"

Second Frat Boy: "Did you disown him?"

(whiney prattling about some Frat party)

First Frat Boy: "God, look at this guy!"

Second Frat Boy: "You're still looking at the gay guy?"

First Frat Boy: "He is so gay looking."