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Okay, so in all my rambliness I totally forgot to tell about the funniest thing that happened at the club last week >w<
Me and my friend, who happens to be a guy, sat at a table, talking. And first, this guys comes up to me
Guy: Hey
Me: Hi...?
Guy: So, you see that guy over there *points to a guy like two meters away* he's a virgin (and he actually said virgin in english!)
Me: Uhh...yeah..?
Guy: But.. that's nothing for you?
Me: Uhh...no *insert nervous laugh*
And then he goes on and says something about how i should hump my friend or w/e
Me: But he has a girlfriend (who happens to be my friend
)
Guy: And that's...good?
Me: Yes, they're totally cute together
Guy: O-kay. *pause* So... I feel like a total ass now so I'm just gonna leave.
Me: Okay, bye!
My friend was sitting there laughing the whole time. LOLZZZZZZzzzzzz
And then while he went to the bathroom this other guy, who was totally wasted, came and sat down at our table. But he was kinda nice, and we talked about films. He even said I looked like a non-asian Maia Hirasawa
(hd.se/multimedia/dynamic/00296/77674_1075438_jpg_296107d.jpg) <--- well, a little in this pic anyways. We kinda have the same hairstyle. He also mentioned that I dressed like Miss Li :3
But then he asked us what we're studying so we kinda lied (OH NO WE DI'ENT!) and told him that we're at this school that only has arts programmes, when we actually go to this super-small school that has a snobby rep (it isnt' really snobby ._.). Cuz we talked about it earlier that night that telling people what school we really go to is such an partypooper. Especially since we're in the natural science programme
I don't really know why, but whenever I tell people what school I go to and what programme i study they're all "..." (look at my mood theme and you'll get it).
So we decided to just... tell a white lie.
Anyways, when we were going home we found out that he was going the same way as us. And my friend (who was slightly drunk, but not much) had a "serious talk" with the guy
He said something like that he was there to make sure nothing happened to me (cred to his gf), and then the guy said that he wouldn't do any shady stuff because, and this is real fun, I was ....WAIT FOR IT *insert drumroll*
"the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen".
Do I need to say he was very drunk? LOL, but it felt kinda good anyways :D :D :D
And just completely out of topic, is it just me or is it like really annoying with people who breathe loudly? Seriously, do they think they're part of some horror film or what!? Sometimes I just feel like saying something like "did you get a whistle stuck in your throat or what?", I mean... how effin hard can it be!?
Me and my friend, who happens to be a guy, sat at a table, talking. And first, this guys comes up to me
Guy: Hey
Me: Hi...?
Guy: So, you see that guy over there *points to a guy like two meters away* he's a virgin (and he actually said virgin in english!)
Me: Uhh...yeah..?
Guy: But.. that's nothing for you?
Me: Uhh...no *insert nervous laugh*
And then he goes on and says something about how i should hump my friend or w/e
Me: But he has a girlfriend (who happens to be my friend
)
Guy: And that's...good?
Me: Yes, they're totally cute together
Guy: O-kay. *pause* So... I feel like a total ass now so I'm just gonna leave.
Me: Okay, bye!
My friend was sitting there laughing the whole time. LOLZZZZZZzzzzzz
And then while he went to the bathroom this other guy, who was totally wasted, came and sat down at our table. But he was kinda nice, and we talked about films. He even said I looked like a non-asian Maia Hirasawa
(hd.se/multimedia/dynamic/00296/77674_1075438_jpg_296107d.jpg) <--- well, a little in this pic anyways. We kinda have the same hairstyle. He also mentioned that I dressed like Miss Li :3
But then he asked us what we're studying so we kinda lied (OH NO WE DI'ENT!) and told him that we're at this school that only has arts programmes, when we actually go to this super-small school that has a snobby rep (it isnt' really snobby ._.). Cuz we talked about it earlier that night that telling people what school we really go to is such an partypooper. Especially since we're in the natural science programme
I don't really know why, but whenever I tell people what school I go to and what programme i study they're all "..." (look at my mood theme and you'll get it).
So we decided to just... tell a white lie.
Anyways, when we were going home we found out that he was going the same way as us. And my friend (who was slightly drunk, but not much) had a "serious talk" with the guy
He said something like that he was there to make sure nothing happened to me (cred to his gf), and then the guy said that he wouldn't do any shady stuff because, and this is real fun, I was ....WAIT FOR IT *insert drumroll*
"the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen".
Do I need to say he was very drunk? LOL, but it felt kinda good anyways :D :D :D
And just completely out of topic, is it just me or is it like really annoying with people who breathe loudly? Seriously, do they think they're part of some horror film or what!? Sometimes I just feel like saying something like "did you get a whistle stuck in your throat or what?", I mean... how effin hard can it be!?