if you ever eat broccoli.

[warui_squirrel]

im in a run down appartment somewhere in the middle east, it kinda looks like patsya house, my aunt saundra, my mom, claire, and a guy in a bright orange coat are there, i forgot what we were talking about, but everything was normal, so i decided to take a shower... there is a tv screen in the shower and on it you can see yourself from your shoulders up in the shower, so i started singing bohemian rhapsody and dancing, it was very exciting, then strobe lights went on and dry ice started to come out of the drain, this went on for quite some time... then i was rudly interupted by melissa who wanted to take a shower as well, there were no towels so i hid behind a wicker basket, melissa kept trying to barge through the door(which was really just a piece of red cloth), but i had a super long arm and kept stopping her, then sparkels fell from the ceiling and i was dressed! I went back to the living room where everyone elce was and they were all freaking out because my mom saw a suspicious looking man across the street, i wanted to see, so i started to walk up to the window, aunt saundra tackled me before i could,and the man in orange said "he has a gun" dun dun DUUUUUU! claire hid under the orange coat with the man. we hear Sirens from the distance.. its the police, the suspicious gun man takes off running down a long dirt feild on the side of the house, then the police get here and start questioning everybody, but i think thats borring, so i slip out the side door and get caught in a cross fire between the police and the fugitives but im unfazed and just keep walking, there are trees on the other side of the dirt feild. i want to get there, but i am stopped by a wall of bullets, more and more bad guys appear each seccond that passes, i still just want the trees, the bullet wall spreads out, so i start to manouver my way through it, all the bullets are hitting the ground around me, dirt is flying in my face, i get shot in the leg and fall down, then mountains of dirt appear, the police and fugitives take off running down the long feild, im all alone traped under a dirt mountain with a bullet in my leg... lili shows up and pulls me out, she askes me if i want to go shoppin at the local market at the other end of the dirt feild, i tell her i got shot, and then we go to the market.. we shop for a while while a war breaks out,and then i wake up at 6, then i fall back asleep, and im with lili and some of her friends at one of their houses, we are all drunk and are watching a movie about a guy that murders people with a chainsaw, i think its called Jason, but i have never seen it(in reality)... anyways in my version he chops them all up into little bits and eithor microwaves them and eats them, or makes art out of the little pieces and has his own gallerie... then i think i see him point at me, but im drunk so i just get scared and pass out. When i wake up i think im still asleep, because im with my family outside a nice big house that resembles mine, there is confettie falling from the sky and reporters and photographers are everywhere, i look up and there is a big banner that reads "Reality TV blaofjjhgem kkhn" i cant read it all, because the sun is shining on it.. then we are instructed to go inside, i still have no clue whats going on, then i look at my dad and he smiles so i feel ok, once we get inside they lock the door, we go to the living room, everything is red, we sit down on the coutch and wait for an instructional video to come on... once the tv turns on we see a huge helicopter lower barbed wire around the entire house that we are inside, everyone cheers, a man comes on the screen he smiles and says "now there is no escape" in a voice that kind of kreeps me out... then they pan on the croud, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! how come i didnt notice this earlier, they all have Jason t-shirts on and and are chanting his name waving their well-crafted cardboard chainsaw cutouts above their heads, all of a sudden the power goes off, and i hear what sounds like a chainsaw starting up, then running.. melissa screams and runs out of the living room, then she screams once more, this time as loud as she can, that is the last we ever hear of her... the sound of someone you love getting their head sawed off, not very pleasant... the power comes back on just long enough for the anouncer-guy to tell us to run out the left door, and the door moose ran through is sealed by a big steel door that came from above, so we run,(if i explained everything that happened in this house this journal entrie would be 3 times as long, so near the end of all the scareness.>) lili and i get separated from our dad in the darkness, we crawl up a big staircase to the attic, she decides to hide in one of the hope chests, i dont want to leave her there, but i dont want to stay, so i leave and find a tiny crawl space that leads me to a giant room filled with baloons, i look down and see giant metal spiders crawling up the walls and popping the baloons, but they have cameras attached to them, so i quickly scoot back in my crawl space, then Liza shows up, "liza what are you doing here!?" i say, she wanted me to apologize for last night, now im confused CHINO

the rest is filled with death, destruction, dissapointment, pointlesness, sex, and hot guys, so no need to go on...

now i must take a real shower!