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..Why am I on Livejournal? It's been almost a year o_o I guess it's just easier to make a status update in fb than signing on here and clicking update... >_>; Hell, while I'm away from it, I'll rant a little about facebook.
Come on now, aren't you all sick of it? We add people, being all like, "Hey, I work with you," or, "Hey, I went to school with you and if my highschool self knew I would be 'friending' you in the future, I would have gone through with all the suicide plans after all~" and we don't even say a word to them. We add people to play silly little games that are meaningless... Now, I have like 160 friends. What the hell? I don't even know that many people! And yet there are some people I know who don't have fb accounts, or people I know that I'm not friends with even if we're acquainted or related. Then, something happened, and your mom friended me, I don't know how the fuck that shit happened, but suddenly everyone and their mother and grandpa are on fb and now you can't say the silly words that spice up conversations SHITPISSFUCKDAMNCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT But you know what? It's okay to agree with me, because I know you're thinking this or that thought is at least lurking in the back of your mind but you don't want to say it because Facebook is so hip and cool, but I'll say it for you because I don't give a FUCK...
We seriously don't give a shit about other people.
For the most part. I mean, do you really care that Suzie Whatsercervix just went to the mall and saw a pink dress? No. All that shit that these retards post is just useless drivel clogging up our beloved series of tubes. And how about all these people whose statuses (every freaking night) are, "DRUUUUUUUNNNNNKKKKxKKKKKK ASS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" What the fuck? Are you seriously that drunk all the time? If your liver had a fb its status would be, "wtf i need a brake pleazzzz" because you're twelve and your body can't handle all the kegs of absynthe you've just swam in in the past hour and a half.. I dunno.
And what's with all these little girls having kids? Like, thirteen, fourteen year olds??? Seriously! I can honestly say this: "I was not that bad!" Holy crap, back in the day my parents thought I was a ruffian for my age? Hoshit mothafucka! Didn't North just get a news story/article/whatever about how many knocked up youngsters they have? Seriously, it's getting to the point where there're going to (shut up, spellcheck, there + are = there're, deal with it, don't give me that red underline bullshit) be girls in 11th or 12th grade with THEIR OWN CHILDREN in kindergarten or 1st grade. They just need to pop out that motherfucker in their freshman year or earlier, and it's quite possible.
Whatever.
Come on now, aren't you all sick of it? We add people, being all like, "Hey, I work with you," or, "Hey, I went to school with you and if my highschool self knew I would be 'friending' you in the future, I would have gone through with all the suicide plans after all~" and we don't even say a word to them. We add people to play silly little games that are meaningless... Now, I have like 160 friends. What the hell? I don't even know that many people! And yet there are some people I know who don't have fb accounts, or people I know that I'm not friends with even if we're acquainted or related. Then, something happened, and your mom friended me, I don't know how the fuck that shit happened, but suddenly everyone and their mother and grandpa are on fb and now you can't say the silly words that spice up conversations SHITPISSFUCKDAMNCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT But you know what? It's okay to agree with me, because I know you're thinking this or that thought is at least lurking in the back of your mind but you don't want to say it because Facebook is so hip and cool, but I'll say it for you because I don't give a FUCK...
We seriously don't give a shit about other people.
For the most part. I mean, do you really care that Suzie Whatsercervix just went to the mall and saw a pink dress? No. All that shit that these retards post is just useless drivel clogging up our beloved series of tubes. And how about all these people whose statuses (every freaking night) are, "DRUUUUUUUNNNNNKKKKxKKKKKK ASS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" What the fuck? Are you seriously that drunk all the time? If your liver had a fb its status would be, "wtf i need a brake pleazzzz" because you're twelve and your body can't handle all the kegs of absynthe you've just swam in in the past hour and a half.. I dunno.
And what's with all these little girls having kids? Like, thirteen, fourteen year olds??? Seriously! I can honestly say this: "I was not that bad!" Holy crap, back in the day my parents thought I was a ruffian for my age? Hoshit mothafucka! Didn't North just get a news story/article/whatever about how many knocked up youngsters they have? Seriously, it's getting to the point where there're going to (shut up, spellcheck, there + are = there're, deal with it, don't give me that red underline bullshit) be girls in 11th or 12th grade with THEIR OWN CHILDREN in kindergarten or 1st grade. They just need to pop out that motherfucker in their freshman year or earlier, and it's quite possible.
Whatever.