44/50: you will die and I will take over

[fire_ban]

Title: Bitverse (44: you will die and I will take over)
Characters: Sun Ce, Zhou Yu. (On the side: Sun Quan, Zhou Tai. Cao Pi, Zhao Yun.)
Rating: PG for the Sun family; 3313w
Notes: CHOBITS AU. Don't judge me. Actually, judge away. ♥ It was fun. Part 1 is srs bsns(?) based on history+DW6, but 2 and 3 are shameless crack. 8D A while back I started

Comments

[princewenyuan]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CHOBITS IS APART FROM A LOLITA-Y LOOKING GIRL WITH BLONDE HAIR AND CUTE EARS BUT GODDAMN IF THIS ISN'T THE MOST HILARIOUSLY ADORABLE THING I'VE READ IN A GOOD LONG WHILE

Zhou Yu's boots, Sun Quan being an alcoholic, Sima Yi being "barely waterproof" (I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE), Zhao Yun being hopeless... All of it was just so funny and cute. :'D

[fire_ban]

ahaha~ my knowledge also stops there, more or less. 8D; only watched the first two eps. ♥ BUT, ROBOTS. \o/ ←this is all that matters.

thank youuu! :'D ♥ i'm glad you liked it~ the retarded throwaway parts are the most fun. xD

[princewenyuan]

YES, EXACTLY. I love robots uguhuhuhuhu

Always do, and they always are! (THAT SENTENCE DID MAKE SENSE GO AWAY)

[silver_lined]

THAT IS A BIT TRAGIC FOR ZHOU YU, YOU FREAK. KJJKAWE ONLY ALMOST HUMAN, HUMAN ENOUGH TO CARE, NOT ENOUGH TO COUNT HJHJHJAHJWE.

Ahaha, Sun Ce is so obnoxious and Quan is MAYBE ON DRUGS. 8D Ice and whiskey would kill, though. But surely, the Zhou series comes equipped with emergency medic skillz! Or, well, someone patched them into Zhou Tai since Quan is likely to have liver failure later on.

AKJJKKJWE SSX'S GIRLFRIENDS. XD HER HANDMAIDENS PACKING HEAT. AHAHA, YOU. Butch lesbian :'D She should smack Ce a bit more, since it doesn't seem to have sunk in. ALSO, CE'S HAREM OF BOYBOTS AND HOW HE DOESN'T REALISE THE HYPOCRISY JKJAE AHAHA. Maa. :') How kimoi hjhjawe.

POOR ZHAO YUN ALWAYS GETS THE SHORT END OF THE STICK. XD;;;

[fire_ban]

IT ALWAYS MAKES ME SAD HOW CE LEAVES HIM BEHIND FOR TEN YEARS. xD; oh well, no dying here. :'D

IT WAS WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS. xD; but like, zhou tai. he is not so much with the finesse about his words kjawhe. and also ce would merrily assume the worst anyway. ...sadface. :D; he'd have medical skillz. both of them would. as well as all the zhao's obvs.

ce's defence would be all, "i am not weird with my bots!!" ←AND THIS WOULD BE ENTIRELY VALID. 8D; and yet, jkjkawe.

THIS IS BECAUSE ZHAO YUN IS THE SHORT END OF THE STICK. xD;;

[silver_lined]

NOT EVEN MAIMING. XD JUST ZHOU YU'S RETARD ENDING RIDING OFF INTO THE SUNSET WITH CE TO THE 'PROMISED LANDS OF ADVENTURE' WHICH WAS IN NO WAY A METAPHOR FOR DYING AT ALL. akjjkjkawe. freak. XD At least no one died.

Poor Zhou Tai. xD;; He neeeeeds upgrades kjjkkjawe if he's been around almost as long as Zhou Yu, at least. THE ZHAO UNIT IT A GOOD INVESTMENT, ALRIGHT? ;;;;; HE WILL SAVE YOUR BABY.

CE HAS LIKE. XD A VERY VERY PRETTY BOT WHO WEARS REALLY GAY SHOES. THIS IS SUSS. THIS IS RLY, RLYYYYYY SUSS.

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, HATER.

[fire_ban]

ce will definitely still be around. xD can't let him fall from a construction site or get hit by a bus or something, ahaa. 8D; ♥

thank you! :D

[kitkii]

I have the bad habit of reading peoples masterlists and then spamming them to death with comments, but I hope you forgive me so that I can say that this is my new favorite fic au ever. I love chobits to death so seeing a bofu/gongjin fic is like...paradise. thanks for sharinnng ;;!

[fire_ban]

aww, thank you! xD ahaha~ my master list isn't that long anyway. ♥ and comments are always love. ;D i'm glad you enjoyed this! :D :D it was fun to write, even if it was a bit nonsensical. xD;;

[kitkii]

it wasn't nonsensical at all! i enjoyed this quite a ton! ♥ :D;; it was perfect--though i say this as one struggling to get back into fandom lololol ♥

[fire_ban]

ahhh~ *coerces you back in, hurhur* >:D ♥ though phases do definitely come and go, especially when it comes to fandom things. xD