Mark Reads Harry Potter Predictions for Book 6
I can't reply with spoilers on Mark's site so I'm doing it here because some of his predictions are so hilarious. My replies are in bold
- Aunt Petunia will apologize to Harry for the way she has treated him. No.
- We will see Harry return to the Burrow. YES!
- We will see the first Voldemort-related death of a Muggle before the halfway point of the book.Well, hear about, but not see - WAY before the halfway point. On the second page of text, in fact.
- Harry will...uh...find a new girlfriend? I don't know, I'm not feeling the Harry/Cho shipping.
- RON AND HERMIONE WILL HOLD HANDS. God, GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY.
LOL he is expecting shipping so maybe he will like it.
- Lupin will do his best to step into the role that Sirius left behind. No.
- Ok, let's get into some real shit: Bellatrix is gonna WRECK SKULLS in this book Not so much.
- Snape and Harry will have a conversation about the end of the Occlumency lessons. LOL no.
- Voldemort will appear in person in the book before the halfway point. HAH because this is the only book besides PoA in which he never actually shows up.
- We will see Karkaroff again...as a Death Eater. HEY I CAN RECYCLE PREDICTIONS. He doesn't show up but he is mentioned as having been killed, so this isn't that bad of a prediction.
- The Half-Blood Prince is....a new character we have not been introduced to. WRONG but that was my prediction too before HBP!
- Harry will see some manifestation of his parents again. No.
- MORE LUNA LOVEGOOD. Only because...WHY NOT. YAY Luna.
- I think we will learn why Dumbledore trusts Snape so much in this book.
- The next Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will not be FUCKING EVIL.
Massive LOL because NO to the first but YES to the second but you don't think so at the end of the book.
- Umbridge will come back in some form, but only briefly. YES exactly, very good prediction.
- And for my big prediction: The number of people in the Order of the Phoenix will be cut in half by the last page. No.
- Aunt Petunia will apologize to Harry for the way she has treated him. No.
- We will see Harry return to the Burrow. YES!
- We will see the first Voldemort-related death of a Muggle before the halfway point of the book.Well, hear about, but not see - WAY before the halfway point. On the second page of text, in fact.
- Harry will...uh...find a new girlfriend? I don't know, I'm not feeling the Harry/Cho shipping.
- RON AND HERMIONE WILL HOLD HANDS. God, GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY.
LOL he is expecting shipping so maybe he will like it.
- Lupin will do his best to step into the role that Sirius left behind. No.
- Ok, let's get into some real shit: Bellatrix is gonna WRECK SKULLS in this book Not so much.
- Snape and Harry will have a conversation about the end of the Occlumency lessons. LOL no.
- Voldemort will appear in person in the book before the halfway point. HAH because this is the only book besides PoA in which he never actually shows up.
- We will see Karkaroff again...as a Death Eater. HEY I CAN RECYCLE PREDICTIONS. He doesn't show up but he is mentioned as having been killed, so this isn't that bad of a prediction.
- The Half-Blood Prince is....a new character we have not been introduced to. WRONG but that was my prediction too before HBP!
- Harry will see some manifestation of his parents again. No.
- MORE LUNA LOVEGOOD. Only because...WHY NOT. YAY Luna.
- I think we will learn why Dumbledore trusts Snape so much in this book.
- The next Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will not be FUCKING EVIL.
Massive LOL because NO to the first but YES to the second but you don't think so at the end of the book.
- Umbridge will come back in some form, but only briefly. YES exactly, very good prediction.
- And for my big prediction: The number of people in the Order of the Phoenix will be cut in half by the last page. No.