So I go to comcast.net to get my dose of news for the moment. I read through the headlines: man gets 150 years for child porn, parents jailed for starving their kids, hezbollah kills some more people, bush is still stupid about the middle east, and at the bottom is the first (and only) headline I felt the need to read.
Maine Lobsterman Catches Rare Lobster. We need more newsworthy events like this.