Frank - Journal Entry
Frank smirked as he took pen to his journal, intent on writing up something of the events of the night. He tried once, and crossed it out. Smirked, tried again, and crossed it out. He tried again then sighed, gave up, and went to drink.
Excerpts from Frank's journal.
"So, today I found out that some guys can have wood, and some guys can have wood
Who knew there was a robot who really dug a tr-
Today I met a tree and a robot. They fuck. There's not enough booze in the world."