SUDDENLY, CHILIDOGS EVERYWHERE
Starting at the crack of dawn, Shadow began hauling a large machine that looked suspiciously like a cannon of some sort all over campus. He had a big blue spiky wig on, and huge clown shoes that looked like sneakers over his regular shoes. And as he wandered the school, whenever he met someone, and ESPECIALLY whenever he came across an area with a bunch of people, he began to say these words:
"WHY HELLO THERE, FRIEND GUYS! I'M SONIC THE HEDGEHOG THE PORCUPINE AND I'M THE FASTEST THING ALIVE! IN FACT, THE ONLY THING FASTER THAN ME... IS MY LOVE FOR CHILI DOGS!"
At which point he began firing the cannon behind him, which launched dozens of chili dogs all over everywhere.
"TIME TO GO SAVE THE WORLD FROM CHILI DOG MAN!" And with that, he began flopping his feet as he stumbled away, shouting "LOOKIT HOW FAST I GO, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE ME, HAW HAW etc."
((Get 'em while they're hot. And before they hit the ground, if that matters to you lol))
"WHY HELLO THERE, FRIEND GUYS! I'M SONIC THE HEDGEHOG THE PORCUPINE AND I'M THE FASTEST THING ALIVE! IN FACT, THE ONLY THING FASTER THAN ME... IS MY LOVE FOR CHILI DOGS!"
At which point he began firing the cannon behind him, which launched dozens of chili dogs all over everywhere.
"TIME TO GO SAVE THE WORLD FROM CHILI DOG MAN!" And with that, he began flopping his feet as he stumbled away, shouting "LOOKIT HOW FAST I GO, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE ME, HAW HAW etc."
((Get 'em while they're hot. And before they hit the ground, if that matters to you lol))