updates and stuff
Am planning a bunch of updates and stuff, feel free to skip. I'll make them friends only just in case you want to see what I got up to, if not don't worry. I'll put lots of cuts in so it won't flood your friends page!
Meanwhile at work.....Bob gets his hair cut at Saks downstairs. He has it shaved, nothing too short though, 2 or 3 on the clipper thing. It takes minutes so he doesn't even have to wait till lunchtime cause he's only away from his desk for about 10 minutes, and they can just fit it around their clients, so he can just pop down whenever. I knew all this, and heard him on the phone setting it up. Unfortunately, when he put the phone down and told people he'd be gone for a few minutes he didn't explain what he was up to, just announced -
I'm off for a number two, be back in ten minutes
Apparently he was sat in the chair having it done before he realised how it sounded. On his redfaced return to his desk colleagues asked him how his number 2 went, and asked why he didn't bring a paper.
Bless.
Meanwhile at work.....Bob gets his hair cut at Saks downstairs. He has it shaved, nothing too short though, 2 or 3 on the clipper thing. It takes minutes so he doesn't even have to wait till lunchtime cause he's only away from his desk for about 10 minutes, and they can just fit it around their clients, so he can just pop down whenever. I knew all this, and heard him on the phone setting it up. Unfortunately, when he put the phone down and told people he'd be gone for a few minutes he didn't explain what he was up to, just announced -
I'm off for a number two, be back in ten minutes
Apparently he was sat in the chair having it done before he realised how it sounded. On his redfaced return to his desk colleagues asked him how his number 2 went, and asked why he didn't bring a paper.
Bless.