Some things are better off unseen...
So, I'm packing to go to Spain. One of the suitcases I was going to be using was my sister's old suitcase. She evidently was going to take it on her honeymoon but had too much baggage and left it behind. So, I was unpacking it so I could put my stuff into it and would you take a guess what I found. It wasn't a vibrator (I wouldn't care if I found that). It wasn't any kind of sex toy. It was a g-string, but I have to describe this thong.
So, evidently because she had just gotten married, the g-string was wedding themed. It was white and gauzy and...the most important thing of all, had a veil that went from the top down the front. Really...Really...that is the most awkward thing ever. I mean, would anyone actually wear that?
God, I would have preferred to find dirty sex toys at this point. That was just awkward weird.
So, evidently because she had just gotten married, the g-string was wedding themed. It was white and gauzy and...the most important thing of all, had a veil that went from the top down the front. Really...Really...that is the most awkward thing ever. I mean, would anyone actually wear that?
God, I would have preferred to find dirty sex toys at this point. That was just awkward weird.