Parked in handicapped spaces , old people making faces...
Yeah the title gives away what this entry is about.
Yesterday I parked some place just to go inside and get a quick snack from Subway, right? Except this time I parked in a handicapped space.
Now I figured, "How the hell would they be able to tell that I had nobody handicapped in my car?"
But it turns out someone (old racist lady most likely---I observe certain stuff which makes me 99% sure of this) ratted me out to the cops and I ALMOST ended up paying a $250 fine.
*Dialogue similar to what occurred*
"I'm nearly blind. Am I not handicapped?"
"Um...why would you be driving then?"
"No I had my glasses on at first, but they fell off inside the car so I couldn't find them for the rest of the ride. I could figure out what most things were, but I can't read from a distance so I relied on spatial knowledge."
"Oh, sorry to hear that."
"Yeah I didn't want to struggle with parking between two cars without glasses on, so I figured I'd leave my car in the handicapped space for about 2 minutes."
"I'm going to leave you with a warning this one time. Next time you'll be paying $250 if this ever happens again. Alright?"
"Alright."
"Good bye."
Whew that was close... Horrible vision helped me there.
And another thing.
If you're handicapped...
why the HELL would you be driving?
I could be a lawyer, lol.
Yesterday I parked some place just to go inside and get a quick snack from Subway, right? Except this time I parked in a handicapped space.
Now I figured, "How the hell would they be able to tell that I had nobody handicapped in my car?"
But it turns out someone (old racist lady most likely---I observe certain stuff which makes me 99% sure of this) ratted me out to the cops and I ALMOST ended up paying a $250 fine.
*Dialogue similar to what occurred*
"I'm nearly blind. Am I not handicapped?"
"Um...why would you be driving then?"
"No I had my glasses on at first, but they fell off inside the car so I couldn't find them for the rest of the ride. I could figure out what most things were, but I can't read from a distance so I relied on spatial knowledge."
"Oh, sorry to hear that."
"Yeah I didn't want to struggle with parking between two cars without glasses on, so I figured I'd leave my car in the handicapped space for about 2 minutes."
"I'm going to leave you with a warning this one time. Next time you'll be paying $250 if this ever happens again. Alright?"
"Alright."
"Good bye."
Whew that was close... Horrible vision helped me there.
And another thing.
If you're handicapped...
why the HELL would you be driving?
I could be a lawyer, lol.