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May 17, 2005 20:21
oH YEAH FIRST SHOWING OF STAR WARS BIZNATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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firerosex89x
June 17 2005, 01:52:27 UTC
thought you'd find this funny,
Top Ten Reasons to Date a Bass Player
1. Bassists can snap a G string in one elegant pop
2. They don’t sit around and beat it all day like drummers
3. They don’t need as many toys as guitarists to finish the job
4. They can slap if your into that
5. They are better with both their hands and have bigger fingers than guitarists
6. Their wood is longer
7. They do it deeper
8. They’re not afraid to go down
9. They are always the hottest member of the band
10. They are always smooth
Love you,
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Top Ten Reasons to Date a Bass Player
1. Bassists can snap a G string in one elegant pop
2. They don’t sit around and beat it all day like drummers
3. They don’t need as many toys as guitarists to finish the job
4. They can slap if your into that
5. They are better with both their hands and have bigger fingers than guitarists
6. Their wood is longer
7. They do it deeper
8. They’re not afraid to go down
9. They are always the hottest member of the band
10. They are always smooth
Love you,
Reply
Leave a comment