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Q & A on the heart!
Message: Do not cheat your feelings!
--> oh god. Mukhang malupet na tanungan to. Message says it all. "on the heart daw".
1. Are you single?
-> does the sun rise and set everyday? Is the pope catholic? Is FPJ outta his mind? You get the point..
2. Do you want to be single forever?
-> if the alternative is shacking up with someone who won't accept me for what i am or someone who's abusive, then i'd rather be single for all eternity, thanks.
3. Will u try to woo someone in order to win their heart?
-> no. Let's have a couple of drinks, talk the whole night, and see what we think of each other afterwards.
4. Will u try to separate couples up to get the other side?
-> what other side? Life after Death? Haaa?
5. Will u tell the person u have a crush on that u like him/her?
-> if i'm drunk enough, sure.. Loads of fun.
6. Does this word 'single' spell a harm to you?
-> "a harm"? Putangina, sinong sumulat nito at bakit ko pinapatulan!?
7. Do you like telling that being single rocks?
-> yezzir, i love 'telling' it, yezzir.
8. Do you try any means to cause your friend to break from her/his gf/bf to be the same 'single' as u?
-> "to be the same 'single' as u" ampotah. Malupet.. Napakalupet..
9. Does ur parents get blind dates for you?
-> ARGH!!! Does my parents? No, they does not. LOLZ.
10. Does ur parents nag you to get a bf/gf?
-> putangina... Sige lang. Gumagalore ka na.
11. Do you act along what your parents want, like getting a bf/gf?
-> *sigh* i'm not answering decently until this clown starts questioning decently.
12. Do you have guys/girls who are wooing you?
-> if you count those who want to go out with me, then yes.
13. Are you wooing someone now?
-> nope.
14. Name some ways of wooing guys/girls?
-> feed their insatiable egos. Seriously, take care of them.
15. Name some external/internal points that you hate guys about?
-> oh fuck. Here we go again. May "external/internal" pang nalalaman, di naman marunong mag-construct ng maayos na sentence.
16. Will the guy/girl u like see this?
-> oh gloryoski.. I dunno.
17. Will you want the guy/girl you like see this?
-> no. They'll think i'm going insane.
18. Will you expect the guy/girl you like to post a new bulletin on this?
-> wha-at?
19. Who do you think will reply this?
-> people who are as bored and addicted to surveys as i am.
20. Will u tell ur friends to notice this bulletin?
-> good luck. Contact your 1st grade grammar teacher. Tell her she failed miserably.
Message: Do not cheat your feelings!
--> oh god. Mukhang malupet na tanungan to. Message says it all. "on the heart daw".
1. Are you single?
-> does the sun rise and set everyday? Is the pope catholic? Is FPJ outta his mind? You get the point..
2. Do you want to be single forever?
-> if the alternative is shacking up with someone who won't accept me for what i am or someone who's abusive, then i'd rather be single for all eternity, thanks.
3. Will u try to woo someone in order to win their heart?
-> no. Let's have a couple of drinks, talk the whole night, and see what we think of each other afterwards.
4. Will u try to separate couples up to get the other side?
-> what other side? Life after Death? Haaa?
5. Will u tell the person u have a crush on that u like him/her?
-> if i'm drunk enough, sure.. Loads of fun.
6. Does this word 'single' spell a harm to you?
-> "a harm"? Putangina, sinong sumulat nito at bakit ko pinapatulan!?
7. Do you like telling that being single rocks?
-> yezzir, i love 'telling' it, yezzir.
8. Do you try any means to cause your friend to break from her/his gf/bf to be the same 'single' as u?
-> "to be the same 'single' as u" ampotah. Malupet.. Napakalupet..
9. Does ur parents get blind dates for you?
-> ARGH!!! Does my parents? No, they does not. LOLZ.
10. Does ur parents nag you to get a bf/gf?
-> putangina... Sige lang. Gumagalore ka na.
11. Do you act along what your parents want, like getting a bf/gf?
-> *sigh* i'm not answering decently until this clown starts questioning decently.
12. Do you have guys/girls who are wooing you?
-> if you count those who want to go out with me, then yes.
13. Are you wooing someone now?
-> nope.
14. Name some ways of wooing guys/girls?
-> feed their insatiable egos. Seriously, take care of them.
15. Name some external/internal points that you hate guys about?
-> oh fuck. Here we go again. May "external/internal" pang nalalaman, di naman marunong mag-construct ng maayos na sentence.
16. Will the guy/girl u like see this?
-> oh gloryoski.. I dunno.
17. Will you want the guy/girl you like see this?
-> no. They'll think i'm going insane.
18. Will you expect the guy/girl you like to post a new bulletin on this?
-> wha-at?
19. Who do you think will reply this?
-> people who are as bored and addicted to surveys as i am.
20. Will u tell ur friends to notice this bulletin?
-> good luck. Contact your 1st grade grammar teacher. Tell her she failed miserably.