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Feb 06, 2005 19:17

OH, FRITOS
BY: ADAM GOODMAN (MY COUSIN) LOL!

"Oh, I want some Fritos
Dont want no Cheetos, Doritos, or even Tostitos
They come in the flavors BBQ and even chili cheese
Oh, give me some fritos please, please
Them fritos are them yummy corn chips
And the original flavored ones go with almost all dips"

"Oh, now Fritos have many ingredients
And they're permitted by all parents
Oh, the total fat is only 10 grams
And they go real good with all christmas hams
And when I eat 'em I wanna yell out "wam!"

"Oh, I want some fritos
Dont want no cheetos doritos or even tostitos
They come in the flavors BBQ and even chili cheese
Oh, give me some fritos please, please
Them fritos are them yummy corn chips
And the origional ones go with almost all dips"

"They're made by frito lay, inc.
And when you open 'em you might think they kinda stink
If you have a question you can call 1-800-352-4477
And they sell 'em at all 7-11's
Oh, now fritos are always good.
If you're anywhere even in the hood
Theres about 2.5 serving per each bag
And if you eat too fast you might just gag
The due date on this bag is December 7
And if you die from them you might go to heaven."

"Oh, I want some fritos
Don't want no cheetos, Doritos, or even Tostitos
They come in the flavors BBQ and even chili sheese
Oh, give me some fritos please, please
Them fritos are them yummy corn chips
And the original flavored ones go with almost all dips"

"Oh, did you know in fritos there is sugar
And you should get a refund if in the bag is a booger.
Oh, for a long time the bag has said Big Grab
They could dress it up to make it a lil less drab
Under Fritos it says the tiny word brand
Yup I always eat them with my right hand
Oh, this bag is flavored BBQ
I wonder if the shut the bag with glue.."

"Oh, I want some fritos
Don't want no cheetos, Doritos, or even Tostitos
They come in the flavors BBQ and even chili sheese
Oh, give me some fritos please, please
Them fritos are them yummy corn chips
And the original flavored ones go with almost all dips"

"Oh, I want some fritos
Don't want no cheetos, Doritos, or even Tostitos
They come in the flavors BBQ and even chili sheese
Oh, give me some fritos please, please
Them fritos are them yummy corn chips
And the original flavored ones go with almost all dips"

"Oh, now the bag of fritos is all gone
I guess I'll have to buy another bag at dawn
Oh, I miss the bag of fritos I had..
It makes me very sad." :(
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