OMG GUYS!

Oct 17, 2010 10:42

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE

MY LIFE

I DREAMT OF PLUSHY <3 <3 <3 <3

....UNFORTUNATELY IT WASN'T ABOUT SCREWING HIM THROUGH THE MATTRESS WITH MY STRAP-ON :/

ACTUALLY IT WAS QUITE HAPPY AND DEPRESSING AND BITTER-SWEET AT THE SAME TIME. IT WAS SOCHI FREE SKATE AND I WAS THERE AND PLUSHY SKATED AMAZINGLY, I DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER HIS SKATING OR WHAT KIND OF JUMPS/SPINS/STEPS HE DID BUT ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT HE SKATED EVERYTHING CLEANLY AND THE AUDIENCES WERE GOING WIIIIIIILD...

...UNTIL THE SCORES CAME OUT AND HE WAS TERRIFYINGLY UNDERSCORED (THINK JOHNNY'S PCS IN VANCOUVER) AND CAME OUT 3RD.

OFC I WASN'T THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD BUT I WAS ACTUALLY SATISFIED THAT HE DID HIS BEST, THE AUDIENCES LOVED HIM, HE PROVED THAT OLD PPL (LOL) CAN SKATE HIS 4TH OLYMPIC AND BEAT JUST ABAOUT 90% OF ALL ATHLETES STILL AROUND, AND HEY HE FINALLY ACHIEVED HIS DREAM OF COLLECTING ALL OLYMPIC MEDAL COLOURS!

....THEN I WAS (WEIRDLY) WORKING INSIDE THE RINK AND I SAW PLUSHY AND MY GOD HE LOOKED SO DEVASTATED ;__________________________; I SWEAR HE WAS JUST HAIRSBREATH SHORT OF SOBBING OUT LOUD, AND THERE WAS NO YANA OR MISHIN BESIDE HIM AND HE WAS SURROUNDED BY STRANGERS AND JUST STRUGGLING SO MUCH

SO I WENT THERE AND JUST HUGGED HIM AND I BURST OUT CRYING AND TOLD HIM THAT HE DID GREAT, EVERYONE LOVES HIM AND WILL REMEMBER HIM TO BE GREAT, AND HE STILL ACHIEVED MOTHERFUCKING GREATNESS SOBSOBSOBSOB

...AND I WOKE UP.

SO REALLY DONUT KILL ME FOR JUMPING DOWN AND RIPPING HIS CLOTHES OFF IN MY DREAM BECAUSE I COULDN'T HAVE. I COULDN'T. I COULDN'T SOBSOBSOBSOBSOB

NEXT TIME, NEXT TIME I WILL REMEMBER TO BRING MY STRAP-ONS TO MY DREAM. AND SOME SILK ROPES. I WILL TIE HIM UP LIKE A HELPLESS LITTLE BUNNY AND SLOWLY, SMOOTHLY FUCK THE LIVING DAYLIGHT OUT OF HIM

AFTER I HUG HIM AND FEED HIM SOUP.

oh plushy, lol wut, warning - warmuse tmi

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